To comparing the size of one's penis to a toothpick.

Antonym: donal

Related Words: don deutsc, done-bag, donee, dondling, donation, donard, donaldo, donaldology

1) I thought my penis was super small until I decided to do a little donsizing.

2) "Oh my GOD! It was so small," she said. " I couldn't even donsize it!"

3) Donsizing was just the first step in the downward spiral towards becoming a gum guzzling nickel whore.

Donsize by Argos TheDog March 7, 2012

Related Words

donsig • doniger • Donigga • Donsegz • DonSinclair • Donsize • Donsies • Dosigraph • don miguel • don simon

Donsies

1. an affirmative answer or decision to a question. Essentially the same thing as saying "Yes", but way better.
2. An act of agreeing with someone or showing approval.
3. A way of showing something has been completed, or finished.

Example 1:
John- "Hey, do you want to go to the movies tonight?"
Jane- "Donsies!"

Example 2:
Jane- "Dude! I got a new kitty today!"
John- "Really?! Donsies!"

Example 3:
John- "Did you ever go get kitty food for your new kitty?
Jane- "Donsies."

Donsies by DefinitionSlut March 18, 2014

Donigga

A brown ( preferably chocolate donut)

Kyle go grab me a Donigga from the corner store.

Donigga by Unreasonably white December 18, 2019

doniger

A 70-something year old acting teacher who makes obscure shakespeare references that you don't get, but laugh anyway because you desperatley want him to like you. Will only cast you if he likes you, and will kill you if you skip class. His name is actually a unique combination of "dong" and "n*****".

I'm sorry, I can't do anything after school for the next three months; Doniger cast me in the blackbox production.

doniger by Anonymous_Theatrekid March 7, 2017

DonSinclair

Pooping in the shower

Madan's mom caught him DonSinclair.

DonSinclair by hanzoe August 19, 2017

Dosigraph

A collection of articles or random facts that are assembled in a way designed to mislead an audience.

also using small incidents to cause dislike of someone and not looking at the bigger picture.

The remixed viral video of the college student messing up his speech is such a Dosigraph. He is an awesome person and don't deserve such a bad rap.

Dosigraph by alan28472 November 12, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026