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donkey konkey 

Its just Donkey Kong
But a lot sexier
i looked at some donkey konkey porn yesterday

have u seen that new donkey konkey video yet.
donkey konkey by mals karpertje November 23, 2017

Post-DonkeyKong 

To be born subsequent to the dark ages of "Pre-Pong" and to be in touch with the new generation.
Jen was clearly not Post-DonkeyKong as she had no idea how to relate to the juniors at her work.

Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.
Post-DonkeyKong by Danvk September 21, 2011

donkeykong 

1) a belligerent imbecile that lacks rational thinking on a regular basis and cannot accomplish simple tasks.
2) an individual that excels at constantly making bad decisions and tries to make everyone believe they're right.
I can't believe we all got dragged to that wack club last night... which Donkeykong's idea was that?!
donkeykong by Cenzo911 November 6, 2011

Konker donker 

It is a really cute donkey or a dog with a donkey face
“Wow what a konker donker
Konker donker by Peytonbeeh October 28, 2020

donkeyhonk 

the art of lying on your back and pushing your pelvis up to the ceiling repetitively.
we donkeyhonked at the party
donkeyhonk by gracekatlol1208 October 1, 2020

Dollar store donkeykong 

A huge guy who is ass at soccer named Daniel delgado who looks like fake donkeykong
Hey delgado why do you look like dollar store donkeykong

fuck you then