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doinky doink 

A specific play pattern recognized in the toy industry wherein a child uses 2 objects to represent characters interacting - one characters is bobbed up and down and the other character is then bobbed up and down in alternate to represent conversation.
My Little Pony #1 "Doinky doinky doinky, dionky doinky doink"

My Little Pony #2 "Doink doinky doinky doink!"
doinky doink by stinkweed2000 December 30, 2011

doinky-doink 

1- word adults use for making out when children are listening
2-all purpose word for inappropriate stuff that guys do to girls
3- one of the many alternative terms for penis
1- Father: Honey, do you want to go doinky-doink in the kitchen?

Child: Daddy, what is "doinky-doink?"
2- Yo I am so in the mood to go doinky-doink that girl right now.
3- Yo my doinky-doink is huge.
doinky-doink by DavideSophia March 8, 2010

Doinky Doink 

Someone who is dumb and doesn't understand anything and takes things too seriously
You: I'll see you in the next holocaust
Doinky Doink: dude that's hella offensive to Jewish people and in Muslim
You: your a Doinky doink
Doinky Doink by I am guacamole December 21, 2018
adj. unfit for, weird, out-of-place, innapropriate, silly
Wearing a suitcoat with a plaid shirt looks doinky.
doinky by Nimbus June 1, 2004

oinky-doinky 

Poorly made, usually in reference to something done by an unqualified person.
The client had their IT Department put together an oinky-doinky hack job of a web site, instead of hiring us.
oinky-doinky by Andy Wright June 11, 2006

stoinky doinky

its like hey man pass me that joint bruh
"dont hit that stoinky doinky to hard Luke you might become gay"