doink fest

a unique form of intercourse that began in the 1980's, and has made a comeback today as the preferred method of intercourse for Scientologists. This activity must involve people of both sexes, and can involve more than two people. It consists of multiple doinkings of the female by one ore more males over an unlimitted amount of time. However, there is a limit of four doinkings per doink fest. After doinking the girl, the guy(s) must ejaculate on her face covering her with semen. The girl(s) may not however clean off the ejaculate until the entire doink fest is complete. Doink fest is a broad event and therefore can involve multiple positions and multiple fetishes. Due to this, make sure to select a clean and safe environment free of sharp edges and other hazards. Condoms are not permitted in doink fest, so doink at your own risk. Also, doink fest has proven to add years onto one's life...just ask Margaret Thatcher. Doink fest has re-emerged so prevalently that it has birthed a whole new position: the Double Doinker Sandwhich. This position will be defined separately

"Last night's doink fest was so intense that Peggy lost an eye after the first doink, and still proceeded to finish the doink fest" "Doink fest has become the preferred after school activity for high schoolers across America, especially for Mormons"

doink fest by Dr. Bendova April 28, 2008

donkfest 

A poker game in which all of the players are terrible, make stupid bets, calls, etc. No skilled required to play, just pure dumb luck because the players are so clueless.

I went to Sherri's the other night for a poker tournament, but it was a complete donkfest!

donkfest by Steel69 January 22, 2014

Dinkfest 

When one has Breakfast at Dinner time. It can involve waffles, bacon, hash browns, french toast, eggs of any kind.
(Or Cereal if one is lacking in ingredients/imagination)

(known to the lame as 'brinner' - Do not accept any substitutions.)

"Hey, it's 9pm, anybody want some bacon?"

"Yes! Dinkfest time!"

Dinkfest by Jessie_Og February 10, 2010

Doinkiest 

Any noun or verb that is understood as good or exciting

This milk is doinkiest

Doinkiest by O’flyin December 7, 2024

Doinkiest 

Any noun or verb that is understood as good or exciting

This milk is doinkiest

Doinkiest by O’flyin December 7, 2024

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005