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doing a jono 

To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.
Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"

Doing a Jono 

Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).
"Oh look at Mobbsy, he is doing another Jono!" or "Doing a Jono again, Mobbsy?"

Doing A Jonny

Phrase used during football (soccer) meaning a player kicked the ball extremely high over the cross-bar from less than 6 yards away. Usually during a very good scoring opportunity.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.
"Oh no, Guy3 is doing a jonny"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"
Doing A Jonny by M4rkyboy1 November 20, 2011

Doing a Jonno 

When promises or prior arrangements are broken or not kept despite protestations.
He/she has said they're going to join us, hopefully they're not doing a Jonno and not going to show.
Doing a Jonno by Olthepol January 19, 2023

Doing a jonny

Overestimating your ability to drink to the extent that the rest of your night is spent learning that you missed your limit considerably.
Did you see the state of the mens jacks at Kealan's?
Ya looks like someone was Doing a jonny..

Do you guys have enough buckets for if someone ends up.. you know... Doing a jonny?
Doing a jonny by MikeS55 June 17, 2012

doing a jonno 

When you play video games from 1pm - 5am every day and only ever talk in discord when you feel like it.

The phrase can also be used when smoking the good stuff ;)
Example 1:
Jeff: Hey bro where's smile?
Steve: Idk, probably "doing a jonno"
Jeff: My name jeff

Example 2:

Dicky: Yo i'm currently "doing a jonno" if you know what I mean...
Mark: No one asked my man, anyways pass that shit over.