Doing A Robert

the act of 'doing a robert' consists of either having an irrational fear of bananas, being too scared to do simple rudimentary instructions or having a very small penis.

'ere look at him'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'

Doing A Robert by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022

Doing a Roberts 

Wandering aimlessly around the office, avoiding work and occasionally pretending to make a 'very important' phonecall

"Where is he? This report was supposed to be finished an hour ago!"
"He's was here a second ago - He must be doing a roberts"

Doing a Roberts by chichesterfield October 5, 2007

Doing a John Roberts 

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

Doing a John Roberts by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022