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Doing a Morrison 

A range of tactics for dodging your responsibilities, including (but not limited to): going missing when the going gets tough; passing the buck; and talking your way out of a tight spot with an empty promise.

Australian slang. Inspired by Australia’s 30th Prime Minister Scott Morrison.

(NOTE: ‘Doing a Morrison’ is not to be confused with ‘Getting Morrisoned’, which usually involves you losing either your pre-selection (see Michael Towke), your job (see Christine Holgate), or your credit for a job well done (see nearly everyone else).)
Crew member 1: “The ship’s taking on water. We’re sinking. Where the bloody hell’s the captain?”
Crew member 2: “Oh, he’s already done a Morrison and racked off in a lifeboat.”

Barry: “How did you get your creditors off your back.”
Bruce: “Too easy. I told them the, ah, cheque was in the mail. Did a total Morrison.”

Delia: “Did you eat the last Tim Tam?”
Nev (wiping chocolate from his lips): “No. It must have been… the other guy.”
Delia: “What other guy? You’re doing a Morrison, aren’t you?”

“Yeah mate, it was piss easy, I just did a Morrison. Promised I’d always love her and she believed it and gave me the money.”
Doing a Morrison by M_TURNBULL October 9, 2021

Doing a Monty 

The act of pre-gaming before an event so hard that when you finally make it past the front gate you pass out and have to go straight home.

Characteristics of doing a Monty include; boasting about the amount of alcohol being consumed, appearing powerful until the last second, failing without any notice, consuming a whole bottle of gin and calling yourself sergeant.
"Careful Tom, don't do a Monty on us"

"Q: What happened to Caitlin?"
"A: I don't know. One second she was fine and then she did a Monty"

Wobby: "If I end up doing a Monty today I will never forgive myself"
Doing a Monty by Hicksy Victor March 30, 2011

Doing a Moj 

You’re doing a Moj climbing the Everest without any cloths on .
Doing a Moj by Bagga Singh February 4, 2021

Doing a Morty 

When screaming 'Oh Geez' while cuming instantaneously on her as she pulls down on your SpongeBob underwear.
I won't be doing a Morty this time!
Omg Jessica, did he do a Morty on you ?
Doing a Morty by iamrick December 5, 2020

Doing a Morty 

When you instantly cum and scream « Oh jeez » as she pulls down your spongebob underwear.
I was gonna go down on him, but he did a Morty all over my face.

I’m scared of doing a Morty when I see Jessica tonight.
Doing a Morty by Impsimp November 30, 2020

doing a mordecai 

when you're too scared to talk to a girl or fumble the bag
Example:

One: that girl was fine asf
Two: Ask for her snap
One: Nah I'll do it later
Two: bros really doing a mordecai
doing a mordecai by stephenonsteven September 2, 2022
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