dogslap

To slap someone (particularly but not necessarily male nor female) who is by nature acting just off as having a dogs personality, perhaps somebody who is being a dog like sexually or ill mannered or abusive and needs to get few slaps to sane-up or sober-up..

Just as bitchslap, if a girl or a guy wants to slap (an abusive) somebody all crazy and needs a word use dogslap..

He did like that, you should have just dogslaped his arse to hell..

by Dolphinized.. January 13, 2011

Mississippi dog slap

The action of taking a wet animal hide and hitting someone in the head with it.

Jimmy if you don't shape up you's getting a mississippi dog slap!

by BoDizzler February 4, 2010

Dongslap

The fine art of whacking someone in the face with your penis.

I am going to dongslap the shit out of you.

The abusive husband gave his wife a daily dongslapping that left her cheecks black and blue.

by horhay_achoa July 1, 2003

Doglapan

(Hypocrisy) things which seems to be apparent but has no real worth.

USA trying to help Ukraine with military aids.But on the ground reality no forces have been sent to fight Alongside with UKRAINE. These doglapan of Biden and west is costing the life's of UKRAINians who throught West would help them

by Prominence pheonix March 4, 2022

Dongslap

The impromptu act of forcefully releasing one's schlong from his pants and subsequently whipping it across the temple, ear, or forehead area of the target subject.

Come closer so I can dongslap you.
Rosie looked at me funny, so I dongslapped her 14 times in a back-and-forth motion.

by Don Max May 12, 2003

Dongslap

what you do to your someone when they tell you to shaddapa your mouth

Poboom: shaddapa your maoth
Hakko*dongslap*

by Hakko February 21, 2004

dogscaping

to groom a dog, perhaps in excess. trimming, shaving, otherwise manipulating dog hair, tail et.

that poodle has some serious dogscaping.

by lexorama June 10, 2010