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Basically catfishing but not. Dogclamming has been getting worse every day. I think im being dogclammed right now. Im talking to this dogclam on Facebook and he doesnt want to meet up bc hes a clam. Ive been putting sea salt on my body while sunbathing to attract these clams but all i get are dogs.
Sandy: Hey Beth, i ran into that guy at condom kingdom, the one we met at Fat Tuesdays last night
Beth: Yeah he hasnt sexted me back, weird...
Sandy: Yeah same. What a dogclam
Dogclam by Bartyboyforever June 2, 2018
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Chili dog slam 

The act of a taking one's penis (hot doggy), laying it in between a pair of butt cheeks longways. Then the receiver squirts some nasty poop on the hot doggy, while getting their cheeks slammed together, creating fountains of glorious chili flying everywhere.
Hey Jake, I'm really wanting a hot steamy chili dog slam right now, my buns are aching to be slammed.
To slap someone (particularly but not necessarily male nor female) who is by nature acting just off as having a dogs personality, perhaps somebody who is being a dog like sexually or ill mannered or abusive and needs to get few slaps to sane-up or sober-up..
Just as bitchslap, if a girl or a guy wants to slap (an abusive) somebody all crazy and needs a word use dogslap..

He did like that, you should have just dogslaped his arse to hell..
dogslap by Dolphinized.. January 13, 2011
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026