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Basically catfishing but not. Dogclamming has been getting worse every day. I think im being dogclammed right now. Im talking to this dogclam on Facebook and he doesnt want to meet up bc hes a clam. Ive been putting sea salt on my body while sunbathing to attract these clams but all i get are dogs.
Sandy: Hey Beth, i ran into that guy at condom kingdom, the one we met at Fat Tuesdays last night
Beth: Yeah he hasnt sexted me back, weird...
Sandy: Yeah same. What a dogclam
Dogclam by Bartyboyforever June 2, 2018
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Chili dog slam 

The act of a taking one's penis (hot doggy), laying it in between a pair of butt cheeks longways. Then the receiver squirts some nasty poop on the hot doggy, while getting their cheeks slammed together, creating fountains of glorious chili flying everywhere.
Hey Jake, I'm really wanting a hot steamy chili dog slam right now, my buns are aching to be slammed.
To slap someone (particularly but not necessarily male nor female) who is by nature acting just off as having a dogs personality, perhaps somebody who is being a dog like sexually or ill mannered or abusive and needs to get few slaps to sane-up or sober-up..
Just as bitchslap, if a girl or a guy wants to slap (an abusive) somebody all crazy and needs a word use dogslap..

He did like that, you should have just dogslaped his arse to hell..
dogslap by Dolphinized.. January 13, 2011