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Dogshwater 

a statement made by GravityS also knows as Gnitro and indianumber1 as well as Singh mahal out of sheer frustration in a matchmaking game of league of legends. A collision of the term "dog shit" and "dog water" is what makes this profound word.
"OMG THIS AKALI IS SO DOGSHWATER", can also be used in a positive manner like "DON'T WORRY HARTAJ THAT OMEN IS DOGSWATER YOU GOT THIS."
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Dogwater 

ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater?
u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none? ur freer than a costco sample? any drillers? looking for a wambulance? a dollar tree headset?
Dogwater by skylarinnit January 21, 2021

Dogewater 

Its when a gamer that loves to play fortnite is complete doo doo at the game. you dont call that dogwater you call that dogewater
That fortnite guy is dogewater at the game
Dogewater by dogebread January 30, 2023

dogshitter 

those who take the dog for a short walk and let the dog use the town as its toilet
is this little dog yours or you're just a dogshitter?
dogshitter by mavex January 31, 2007

dogwater 

literally just hotdog water. used by Fortnite kids to describe someone that's bad
bro you're literally dogwater at this game
dogwater by HuelessColors January 21, 2021

omg you're dogwater

shut your mom
shut your entire mom

your entire mom is shut
omg you're dogwater by Alyssa?? June 29, 2021

dogwater 

coitus interruptus is not a good method of birth control because of dogwater.
dogwater by wizzydoc June 7, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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