Dogpressed

When your dog goes through a midlife crisis and gets a little depressed.

Yesterday Charlie was looking really sad... I think he's dogpressed.

by idksteven August 27, 2018

Dumped dogpression

The withdrawals a person goes to after loosing contact with a dog due to a breakup.

John was an asshole but I’m having real dumped dogpression.

by Csaldawg April 21, 2020

Dogpression

When your sad because you miss your dog or there’s just no dogs.

I’ve had dogpression at work because my coworker stopped brining their dog.

by EnormousGreenRageMonster August 6, 2022