Brining 

When you're so salty it feels like you're pickling yourself

I'm still brining about what that asshole said

Brining by toshkathemarowak August 6, 2017

Brining 

The act of crying, weeping

"Her eyes were brining."

Brining by mrbicrevise May 11, 2006

Brining 

Coming in hot from Chicago with overwhelming enthusiasm and character to land a fitting creative gig.

On Thursday we'll be taking off and brining into Seattle to shake things up at some agencies. They won't know what hit 'em.

Brining by A Beautiful Mountain October 16, 2009

brining the turkey 

1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.

2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.

George came home three sheets to the wind and had his way with Betty. Unfortunately, he was so hammered he wound up "brining the turkey".

As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".

brining the turkey by pruned November 24, 2013

Brining Day 

The day/night before Thanksgiving Day, famous for both turkey preparation and one of the biggest boozing nights of the year. Pickling your bird or liver.

Because "Night Before Thanksgiving" is awkward to say.

Hey, wanna get faced at Joe's Tavern on Brining Day?

I'm there.

Brining Day by Reeemer December 15, 2013

brining the ham

Brining the ham is when a male has anal sex with a male or female and ejaculates into the rectum.

This girl wants me to come over for a session of brining the ham.

brining the ham by Buus75 November 26, 2021

Brikings 

A series of male queefs, consisting of a rapid-fire brisk expulsion of penile flatulence. There is occasional drippage associated with this disorder.

1. "I went to make my mead, but the next thing I knew I had brikings in my shorts."
2. "I kept yelling over my wife until she handed me a fistful of my brikings medications."
3. "I don't drink commercial mead with sorbate because the flavor causes me a fit of the brikings."

Brikings by brianized2 July 15, 2021