dogovitch 

A nickname of a dog that is very sir like and formal. Usually a male dog is referred to this. Like a terrier

Come here young dogovitch, aren't you handsome today?

dogovitch by talmi April 25, 2011

Dogbitch 

One who is so sexually active that it is unknown how many types of whore related STD's are carried. Also usually has a revolving door to her bedroom and also has an average appearance topped of with horrible scrambelled-egg belly on show. Also rates herself far to highly, usually a 4/10 walking around as she is an 8/10.

Look at that dogbitch over there!

Dogbitch by Spokesinator July 16, 2010

doobitch 

1.the persone you gank marijuana off of, or one who holds it for you.
2.someone dumb enough to do whatever you tell them, and therefore subject to your every whim.

"we're gonna stop at 72 before we head back to my roof... Nick's my doobitch."
"ha! what a pathetic doobitch, man!"
"that pork doobitch killed my buzz."

doobitch by killerqueen May 4, 2005

doobitch 

Someone who embraces the whims of pot heads who light up on their dance dance revolution floor.

That doobitch best let me light up some of my pizot on this mat, cause then we gonna make like a fetus and break outa this mutha.

doobitch by KillerKing May 6, 2005

Dogwitch 

A hilariously twisted comic churned out from the mind of Daniel Schaffer, following the life of "Screaming" Violet Grimm, a 21st century pagan witch/arcane adult movie maker banished to the Banewoods leaving her to her tales of bad sex, ravenous fans, stabbing people in the face, bondage voodoo among other delicious things.

If you like whorish gothsy chicks weilding chainsaws, gore, horribly disfigured dollies, gore, demonseks, AND surprisingly witty, hilarious and satirical dialogue, Dogwitch is worth a read.

Art is gorgeous, too, not to mention HOT!

Dogwitch by ItsOkayI'mADoctor October 19, 2010

Dogorithims 

The algorithms that dogs use for solving problems (e.g.: finding food, getting tummy scratches, finding food, licking correctly, being lovable, finding food).

Doggies are all so wonderful because they use DOGORITHIMS vs. people’s algorithms. The systems are less complex; but impossible to refuse or surprise anyone.

Dogorithims by Major Thomas Randle January 8, 2019

dogmobitch

A person who weaponizes confirmation bias to fuel a hostile herd mentality. She is characterized by an arrogant refusal to acknowledge facts that contradict her group's narrative, using the "power of the pack" to justify aggressive or "bitchy" behavior.

Key Traits:
Selective Hearing: Only processes information that makes her group look right and others look wrong.

Unearned Certainty: Becomes 100% "dogmatic" about a topic simply because her social circle agrees.

Pack-Shielding: Uses the mob as a shield to avoid personal accountability for being mean

"She’s reached peak dogmobitch status; she’s currently ignoring three eyewitness accounts and a video just because her clique wants to keep the drama going."

dogmobitch by wiwowiwowi February 11, 2026