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Dogbitch
One who is so sexually active that it is unknown how many types of whore related STD's are carried. Also usually has a revolving door to her bedroom and also has an average appearance topped of with horrible scrambelled-egg belly on show. Also rates herself far to highly, usually a 4/10 walking around as she is an 8/10.
Look at that dogbitch over there!
Dogbitch by Spokesinator July 16, 2010
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doobitch
1.the persone you gank marijuana off of, or one who holds it for you.
2.someone dumb enough to do whatever you tell them, and therefore subject to your every whim.
2.someone dumb enough to do whatever you tell them, and therefore subject to your every whim.
"we're gonna stop at 72 before we head back to my roof... Nick's my doobitch."
"ha! what a pathetic doobitch, man!"
"that pork doobitch killed my buzz."
"ha! what a pathetic doobitch, man!"
"that pork doobitch killed my buzz."
doobitch by killerqueen May 4, 2005
doobitch
That doobitch best let me light up some of my pizot on this mat, cause then we gonna make like a fetus and break outa this mutha.
doobitch by KillerKing May 6, 2005
Dogwitch
A hilariously twisted comic churned out from the mind of Daniel Schaffer, following the life of "Screaming" Violet Grimm, a 21st century pagan witch/arcane adult movie maker banished to the Banewoods leaving her to her tales of bad sex, ravenous fans, stabbing people in the face, bondage voodoo among other delicious things.
If you like whorish gothsy chicks weilding chainsaws, gore, horribly disfigured dollies, gore, demonseks, AND surprisingly witty, hilarious and satirical dialogue, Dogwitch is worth a read.
Art is gorgeous, too, not to mention HOT!
Art is gorgeous, too, not to mention HOT!
Dogwitch by ItsOkayI'mADoctor October 19, 2010
Dogorithims
The algorithms that dogs use for solving problems (e.g.: finding food, getting tummy scratches, finding food, licking correctly, being lovable, finding food).
Doggies are all so wonderful because they use DOGORITHIMS vs. people’s algorithms. The systems are less complex; but impossible to refuse or surprise anyone.
Dogorithims by Major Thomas Randle January 8, 2019
dogmobitch
A person who weaponizes confirmation bias to fuel a hostile herd mentality. She is characterized by an arrogant refusal to acknowledge facts that contradict her group's narrative, using the "power of the pack" to justify aggressive or "bitchy" behavior.
Key Traits:
Selective Hearing: Only processes information that makes her group look right and others look wrong.
Unearned Certainty: Becomes 100% "dogmatic" about a topic simply because her social circle agrees.
Pack-Shielding: Uses the mob as a shield to avoid personal accountability for being mean
Key Traits:
Selective Hearing: Only processes information that makes her group look right and others look wrong.
Unearned Certainty: Becomes 100% "dogmatic" about a topic simply because her social circle agrees.
Pack-Shielding: Uses the mob as a shield to avoid personal accountability for being mean
"She’s reached peak dogmobitch status; she’s currently ignoring three eyewitness accounts and a video just because her clique wants to keep the drama going."
dogmobitch by wiwowiwowi February 11, 2026
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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