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doobitch 

1.the persone you gank marijuana off of, or one who holds it for you.
2.someone dumb enough to do whatever you tell them, and therefore subject to your every whim.
"we're gonna stop at 72 before we head back to my roof... Nick's my doobitch."
"ha! what a pathetic doobitch, man!"
"that pork doobitch killed my buzz."
doobitch by killerqueen May 4, 2005

doobitch 

Someone who embraces the whims of pot heads who light up on their dance dance revolution floor.
That doobitch best let me light up some of my pizot on this mat, cause then we gonna make like a fetus and break outa this mutha.
doobitch by KillerKing May 6, 2005

Dogwitch 

A hilariously twisted comic churned out from the mind of Daniel Schaffer, following the life of "Screaming" Violet Grimm, a 21st century pagan witch/arcane adult movie maker banished to the Banewoods leaving her to her tales of bad sex, ravenous fans, stabbing people in the face, bondage voodoo among other delicious things.
If you like whorish gothsy chicks weilding chainsaws, gore, horribly disfigured dollies, gore, demonseks, AND surprisingly witty, hilarious and satirical dialogue, Dogwitch is worth a read.

Art is gorgeous, too, not to mention HOT!
Dogwitch by ItsOkayI'mADoctor October 19, 2010

funky dog bitch 

A low life person with no goals or dreams. Subject to do anything with anybody at anytime.To be disappointed or disgusted with someone.
I thought you were my friend you funky dog bitch.
funky dog bitch by King T. August 16, 2006

chuuyas_dog_bitch

They’re my mutual . I don’t know them to well but they seem very chill. They like chuuya so you know they cool. They’re pretty.
Yo chuuyas_dog_bitch is so cool
I know right
chuuyas_dog_bitch by _hdhsjsss_ March 25, 2021
1. a person that is very rude or mean.

2. a one of a kind bitch who never smiles.
Clifford was a dog bitch to his customers before his got his own business last year.
dog bitch by Kevin July 26, 2004