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doggo punch

Right when you get home and your dog runs up to you and gets on its hind legs to greet you, putting its paws on you while hitting you with said paws. It is most effective when the owner has been gone for more than six hours. The ultra rare Final Form Doggo will actually be able to kill with its flurry of punches.
Guy walks through the door to his home, and the dog runs up to him and doggo punches him a little. The guy then puts down his bags from work, gets the leash and proceeds to walk the dog to satiate its excitement.
doggo punch by sirdraxTM November 29, 2016
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doggy punch 

Punching a girl in the head when you're about to cum while doing her doggy style. She then gets all tense and her butthole squeezes your cock and you feel a great orgasm.
When i doggy punched your mom and i cummed a river.
doggy punch by ETC April 11, 2003

doggy punch 

To deck a chick in the back of the head after pounding her in the ass.
Man, I doggy punched her so good last night she fell off the bed
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Doggy Punch 

Doggy Punch - Refers to one's medium/large size dog jumping up on you but accidentally hitting you in the privates. Usually happens to males.
Doggy Punch - Refers to one's medium/large size dog jumping up on you but accidentally hitting you in the privates. Usually happens to males.

Joey's St Bernard Tiny jumped up and gave him a doggy punch last night. Joey ended up on the floor for a hour.
Doggy Punch by Zsazz2023 May 11, 2023
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