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doggling 

Wasting time playing with the dog rather than doing useful work. Also spelled dawgling. A combination of "dog" and "dawdling". See also doggle, dawgle
Stop doggling and let's get out of the house and get things done. The dog has gotten enough attention for now.
doggling by Gengen December 10, 2015
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Guide Dogging 

Guide Dogging is the act of a man holding another man's penis doing urinating at a communal urinal. Double Guide Dogging is the same as above but the penis holder is having his penis held also.
"Dude, guide dog me" "Let's get our Guide Dogging on"
Guide Dogging by Vaughanonymous December 18, 2012

fat dogging 

1) An old phrase dating back to the sixties or seventies that is one-hundred percent real. 'Fat Dogging' has recently gained popularity in the community college scene, where it would totally be acceptable to throw a themed party based around the expression. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

2) The new dance craze sweeping the nation.
1 - "I'm going to be fat dogging for midterms all afternoon!"

"Hey, I've heard that expression before!"

"You're right Kevin! I can say it all day without it reminding me of bears in any way!

2 - "There's a brand new dance

Based on an old phrase.

It's called the fat dog and it will amaze.

You've heard this expression

Your entire life.

It's not made up, It's not made up!"
fat dogging by Dr. Ian Duncan February 2, 2014

bird dogging 

To hound or pursue something or someone with a usually malicious intent.

Derived from the use of a bird dog to hunt game.

Apparently mistaken by millennials as a slang hybrid of 'bird' being female, and 'dogging' being the act of cuckolding or sharing of one's wife willingly or unwillingly, whilst obviously overlooking the actual normal every day meaning of the term to the point it irritated me to make a bloody account on here to set things straight. So upvote this definition so these low life tweens can at least use the term correctly.
"You've been bird dogging this town for a while now, they wouldn't mind a corpse of you." - Mal, Firefly

Dry Dogging

The act of masturbating (generally males) without the use of any form of lubrication. Most men who "dry dog" rely on loose skin to allow their hand to easily move up and down.
"You'll never believe what just happened!"
"What happened?"
"I caught Conner dry dogging it up in his room!"
Dry Dogging by Ethan_bigsnake June 26, 2014

Cock Dogging 

A dangerous sex game played by sadomasochistic sex groups. A board with holes and ledges in front of each hole is set up in a dimly lit room and hotdogs are placed on all but one ledge. The remaining, randomly chosen, ledge is set up with a faux hot dog with the traditional condiments but with a willing males semi-erect penis inserted through the hole and replacing the traditional frankfurter filling. The other games participants, typically naked females, take turns vigorously biting at the dogs until the cock is identified and the winning female is crowned victorious. It was alleged invented in Dutch private schools.
"Hey bro, I met with these gnarly sorority girls last night and, after a classic game of beer pong, they suggested cock dogging. I think I was more surprised that they had the necessary equipment than I was when I felt the winning bite... I was pretty wasted though."
Cock Dogging by ACnus May 30, 2016

Knoop Dogging 

Following the rules to the point that it makes you a complete bellend.
Prof: "Your peers will mark your presentations. It's worth 10% of the course marks"
Tupap: "Let's give each other full marks then we have a guaranteed 10%!!!"
Knoop Dogg: "I will give people the mark I think they deserve. If they don't deserve full marks why should I give it to them?!"
Jae-Z: "He's Knoop Dogging us."
Biggie Manos: "What is an area?"
Knoop Dogging by jibcheese February 2, 2015
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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