dogdusted 

When you get cropdusted by your dog. This is when a dog farts and walks by your face. Done by a human, it is called cropdusting. Done by a dog, well, you've been dogdusted, dear fellow, by humankinds's best friend.

When I was five years old, I was dogdusted by my dog, Rufus, as I was taking a bite of beef stroganoff at the kitchen table.

Needless to say, I developed a distaste for beef stroganoff.

dogdusted by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2016

Dousted 

A dominance of a person, group of people, or situation that is so bad a whole new word had to be invented.

Red Player 1: I just got 3 headshots, a stick, and a splatter on the blue team.

Red Player 2: Dang, blue team just got dousted!!

Dousted by WildRaveXiii February 28, 2009

Digcusted 

The state of utter and complete repulsion, often due to a stimulus of unprecedented vulgarity or horror.

Sarah was digcusted at the way the man's jorts looked.

Digcusted by Jeezimus December 7, 2009

Dogbuster 

A fart that smells so bad that it would cause a dog to leave the room, even if the dog was sleeping.

Dam son, that Dogbuster made my nose hairs melt.

Dogbuster by milinator June 16, 2010

dogxausted 

When a dog is very very tired, and is laying flat on the floor.

Or

When a person is so tired, that they are laying on the floor like a dog.

After playing fetch for two hours, Rover was totally dogxausted.

dogxausted by the toque February 8, 2013

dogbuster 

the guy that said he went walking with the the dog but didnt

" !did you went walking with the dog,Don`t be a dogbuster"

dogbuster by thewordcrusher February 21, 2017

dogzausted 

Really tired from the constant thoughts of the amazing life, well-being and attention to your dog.

After preparing a special meal of chicken and rice for my pup, 2 walks and a trip to the dog park, I am dogzausted!

dogzausted by Luna’s mama February 26, 2022