dogzausted

Really tired from the constant thoughts of the amazing life, well-being and attention to your dog.

After preparing a special meal of chicken and rice for my pup, 2 walks and a trip to the dog park, I am dogzausted!

by Luna’s mama February 26, 2022

dezausted

an extreme form of exhausted

man, i just ran six marathons today, im dezausted

by nate May 24, 2005

dizzausted

a state of such physical and mental overload one stands an equal chance of either falling into a coma or vomiting one's socks up.

After my niece spent 5 minutes shaking the spider around in the jar, she decided it was still alive, but "dizzausted."

by TrennaTheSecond May 13, 2009

dogdusted

When you get cropdusted by your dog. This is when a dog farts and walks by your face. Done by a human, it is called cropdusting. Done by a dog, well, you've been dogdusted, dear fellow, by humankinds's best friend.

When I was five years old, I was dogdusted by my dog, Rufus, as I was taking a bite of beef stroganoff at the kitchen table.

Needless to say, I developed a distaste for beef stroganoff.

by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2016

dogxausted

When a dog is very very tired, and is laying flat on the floor.

Or

When a person is so tired, that they are laying on the floor like a dog.

After playing fetch for two hours, Rover was totally dogxausted.

by the toque February 8, 2013