dogxausted 

When a dog is very very tired, and is laying flat on the floor.

Or

When a person is so tired, that they are laying on the floor like a dog.

After playing fetch for two hours, Rover was totally dogxausted.

dogxausted by the toque February 8, 2013

dogdusted 

When you get cropdusted by your dog. This is when a dog farts and walks by your face. Done by a human, it is called cropdusting. Done by a dog, well, you've been dogdusted, dear fellow, by humankinds's best friend.

When I was five years old, I was dogdusted by my dog, Rufus, as I was taking a bite of beef stroganoff at the kitchen table.

Needless to say, I developed a distaste for beef stroganoff.

dogdusted by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2016

dogzausted 

Really tired from the constant thoughts of the amazing life, well-being and attention to your dog.

After preparing a special meal of chicken and rice for my pup, 2 walks and a trip to the dog park, I am dogzausted!

dogzausted by Luna’s mama February 26, 2022