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dogcuements 

Can I get the Dogcuements for this dog
dogcuements by Purpleminion923 April 10, 2023
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Google Documents 

The invention that makes written paper/pencil notes and documents now primitive. Arguably the most convenient form of simple document storage available.
Anyone who still uses paper and pencil instead of Google Documents to keep track of there notes are neanderthals.
Google Documents by MW3 Rocks February 4, 2013

My Documents 

An area of your PC where you are supposed to save your files, but is rendered useless by the desktop
"Dude, go save that in the My Documents folder"

"Naw, I'll just stick it on the desktop"
My Documents by Stanggman September 22, 2005

Side Scrolling Documents 

Video games. When you're in the office playing games, you refer to games as "side scrolling documents" as to give the appearance you are working on official work documents.
"Dude, I'm on page 56 (level 56) on this side scrolling document." "Have you seen my latest side scrolling documents?"

documents 

What one calls sheets of tree pulp when wanting the information written on them to seem important.
Please look over these documents at your earliest convenience.
documents by ASPG February 28, 2009

Passing documents 

When a younger man is acting all james bond with an older married lady. Passing documents is the term given to their clandestine trysts
Wheres Jay at tonight lads, hes off 'passing documents' to Joan
Passing documents by El Wez May 23, 2018

documents 

medicated mints prescribed by a well meant doctor
Hey, pass me some of those documents will you, mate?
documents by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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