ASPG's definitions

documents

What one calls sheets of tree pulp when wanting the information written on them to seem important.

Please look over these documents at your earliest convenience.

by ASPG February 28, 2009

lesson plans

A set of ethereal documents, the format for which is agreed upon by no one, but by which teachers are nonetheless charged to educate the world's youth.

Teacher 1: I spent all night drawing up lesson plans.
Teacher 2: O RLY?

by ASPG February 28, 2009