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Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.
Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

Dog Shit Taco 

A very unpleasant event, thing, object, or person. Evoking feelings of loathing, and or true awfulness. UNSAT! (Unsatisfactory)
You can't make it to the big party??!?!?
That's a Dog Shit Taco!
Dog Shit Taco by Scoopalone February 21, 2009

dog shitter 

Those who take the dog for a short walk and let the dog use the town as its toilet
is this little dog yours or you're just his dog shitter?
dog shitter by mave73 October 28, 2007

dog shit tinge 

When you have just bought a frozen coke or a slurpee, and are waiting in line to pay, but it's taking a while. The top of your coke appears to be getting whiter. This is dog shit tinge.
Person #1: Ugh, excuse me can I go ahead of you in line?

Person #2: Um sorry no?...oh wait you're getting dog shit tinge mate. Go ahead!

Person #1: Thanks cob.
dog shit tinge by killerninja March 17, 2009

Dog Shit 

Detroit slang term for a large stack of cash, usually between $10-50k
I carry dog shit I don’t need no fuckin wallet” -Baby Smoove
Dog Shit by mrcountup September 13, 2019

Dog Shit Fart 

A fart that is comparable to a fresh pile that a dog has just pushed out. Usually a fowel smell that has the potential to clear a large room of people. Not to be confused with a normal smelly fart. Dog shit farts make the farter want to itch his sphincter after release similar to a dog trying to wipe it's ass using the rug or carpet. This term is also known as a DSF.
"Mike had ruined my dinner because he had a dog shit fart in the kitchen"
Dog Shit Fart by CPal21 September 14, 2011