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Detroit slang term for a large stack of cash, usually between $10-50k
I carry dog shit I don’t need no fuckin wallet” -Baby Smoove
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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Fecal matter produced by a canine.

Adjective -
Poor or inferior quality .
Geoff~"Good morning Alf"

Alf~ "I'm not having a good morning Geoff, I stepped in the biggest pile of dogshit on the way to work"

Mike ~ "have you seen their latest work?"
John~"I can't believe they even post that online, it's absolute dogshit"
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1) Something that is worthless and of inferior quality.
2) Fecal excrement left by a dog.
(At the annual town chili festival)

Judge: "Alright Frank, we all know that you are a chili genious. You have made the best chili in town for two years already. No doubt that this will be your third year."
Frank: "Indeed sir, this is my latest recepie that I sure hope will make everyone's taste buds dance and sing! Go on, have a taste!"
Judge: *gets a spoon and tastes Frank's chili* *gags in disgust* "Why I am very sorry Frank, but this chili is utter dog shit."
Frank: "Whaaat!?"
Old Lady: "Hey you Frank, have you seen my Fido around here? He's a large Great Dane and I have had a history of trouble keeping him on my leash. I am very sure I saw him right here. In fact, I even saw him climb up onto your stove and take a crap in your chili while it was still cooking!"
Judge: *suddenly feels very sick and loses his dinner all over the ground*

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Something, usually a situation, that you can get into that can have very persistent effects much like stepping into "dogshit". Scrapping the soles of your shoes for days trying to get all the nasty, shit-smelling turdbits off your fancy running shoes is not fun.
Joe saw the "dogshit" and got out of that shithole bar before all hell broke loose.

Jim knew that Jill was "dogshit" crazy and might fucking kill him with a butcher knife, so he kept a safe distance away from her vagina area.
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Main ingredient of chicken mcnuggets, along with damn pork, beef, rat, and the rest of the shit shoved into those shitass cakes.
Billy: Ma, this is dog shit!
Mom: But billy, aren't chicken mcfuggets your favorite?
Billy: *shoves some nuggets up his ass*
Mom: WTF?
by Xer0Syk0 November 28, 2004
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