Dog Fu

A canine's inordinate use of paws during normal everyday activities such as tug-of-war. The vertical movement of a dog's forward appendage resembling that of a martial arts chopping motion.

Caesar uses dog fu as leverage to pull the rope down while tugging.

by Jordan Fessenden August 31, 2009

Fu-dog

Stylized Chinese dragon statues placed beside the door of a Chinese restaurant, usually in pairs, on each side of the door.
-OR-
A Chinese restaurant itself.
-OR_
Chinese food.

"I can see some fu-dogs down the street, so if you're hungry then Chinese is an option"

"Let's eat at that new fu-dog."

"I'm hungry; do you want to go get some fu-dogs?

by Steerpike the XIII January 11, 2009

Vortex of Dog Fuckery

The Vortex of Dog Fuckery is act of dog fucking at work by a singular individual at such a sustained effort which drags the rest of the team down with them.

Ryan don’t suck me into your vortex of dog Fuckery. I really need this job.

by DogFuckery November 20, 2022

The Dog Fucker

Whitney Wisconsin

She shags dogs and wanted to fuck the reptilian lord leafyishere but he destroyed and roasted her causing her to shag another fucking poodle. She fingered her self and asked people what it smelled like this defines her as a the dog fucker

by Patryk the reptilian February 17, 2018

dog fucking

to be at work but not actually doing any work, at all. Another way of saying you/someone is lazy.

Tim: man, I havn't done a thing all day
Jim: you are such a dog fucker

Jim: Damit Tim will you do somthing, quit dog fucking

Tim: Im so tired and half cut, Im gona dog fuck all day

by kevyn r February 18, 2008

dog fucker

basically a term used to describe an individual who does not do his fair share of work (eg. walking around talking, smoking, whatever else, but avoiding doing any actual work)

a person who "fucks the dog" or is "dog fucking" is

my supervisor at the factor is the biggest dog fucker in the world (he never does any work)

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Ur godfather a dog fucker

This insult dwarfs ur granny tranny, ur dad lesbian and ur mom gay. This insult can end someone’s life just by saying it

Peter: “Carl, ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny.”
Carl: “ur godfather a dog fucker”
Peter: *dies*

by Paulffaaggoooott515 March 13, 2018