doerd

God of the religion "Doerdentologyanityism" Supreme ruler of all. The mighty one. The all knowing.

"All Hail Doerd", "Happy Doerd Day!", "Doerd is merciful".

by Doerd S May 15, 2015

DoorDash-N-Run

The act stealing recently delivered food from a doorstep. The best technique for this action is to patiently wait for a food delivery driver to leave an order by the front door and then quickly grab it before the rightful owner knows it's gone.

Neighbor: Someone keeps on stealing my Jimmy John's! I confirmed that I gave them the right address and the app showed that it was delivered.
Me: I saw Josh at your door earlier today and he smelled like Jimmy John's! He must have done a doordash-n-run!

by Senor Dank Nugs October 12, 2021

evil doers

grammatically awkward reference to a gang of putative bad actors

"we will rid the world of the evil doers"

rush limbaugh's maid is an evil doer to cause him to become addicted to prescription pain killers

anyone who disagrees with glenn beck is an evil doer

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

Doordashian

When one orders through door dash and receives a "Happy Ending" upon delivery

"Bro I just ordered some hot wings and got the best doordashian of my life"

by Ghosferatu August 24, 2019

Dordrik

A ship that mere mortals would not know the truth of.

What do you think about Dordrik?

by kerensaheywood November 24, 2020

Derdle

A Wordle-like word game in Amharic featuring three-letter words to be guessed in eight attempts.

derdle.com
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Dani: Did you get the Derdle today?
Abdi: Yes! Only four tries.

by hune July 11, 2022

DoorDaming

Funniest prank ever: Pee on someone's door or doorstep, than ding-dong-ditch and DIP THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!!

James: "Aye yo, you ready bro?"
Mike: "Yeah man, im ready!" *Whips it out, and pees all over door*
James: "Good Shit bro, Now ring the bell, and lets Dip the fuck outta here"
Mike: "Aight." *Rings bell, then jumps down staircase and dips the fuck outta there; with James at his side*
Old Faggot Hag: *opens door* "Who's there? Holy shit it smells like Piss! Oh, GODDAMN!" *closes door* "These fucking kids, keep DoorDaming my house!"

by JayTeeIsGee September 14, 2011