The best place to order any food by you, at any time. Employees/your bitches come to your door and bring you food. Usually the customers have the name Nicole or Jill.
by kkkkkkkkkaty July 11, 2017
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Trevor, bruh I was hitting it so hard from behind and was about to bust so I hopped up and I doordashed right into her mouth--- She's not having these kids.
by Jimmaybuttler August 03, 2019
For all the fucking fat shits sitting at home who are too lazy to go to the restaurant and eat food or cook in the fucking kitchen. A food delivery service where some ghetto faggot shows up to your crib with 4 kids in his car and can't even find your house half of time and just drives around like a fucking degenerate wasting gas when he can pick up the phone and call the number you gave him. Also, it is quite common for the doordash drivers to have Amaurosis fugax (temporarily blindess) and not read the fucking special instructions you gave him to get you sauce on the side and forks.
The customer service is also diagnosed with a severe case of autism and they copy and paste messages that their boss named Joe gave them in a book of scripts. The dashers are also very slow when handing you your food, they take a fucking eon to take the food out of the bag and hand it to you. Also, I recommend to not tip these simps because most of the time they forget your drinks and eat from your fries on the way.
The customer service is also diagnosed with a severe case of autism and they copy and paste messages that their boss named Joe gave them in a book of scripts. The dashers are also very slow when handing you your food, they take a fucking eon to take the food out of the bag and hand it to you. Also, I recommend to not tip these simps because most of the time they forget your drinks and eat from your fries on the way.
Man 1: Hey what are we getting for dinner tonight?
Man 2: Oh, I was thinking of doordash, didn't cook anything tonight
Man 1: oh my fuck, you disgusting bitch!
Man 2: Oh, I was thinking of doordash, didn't cook anything tonight
Man 1: oh my fuck, you disgusting bitch!
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