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Old timey insult like wooden spoon. A really disconnected, wierd, peculiar person. A no common sense dullard. Can be really withdrawn from society etc. A dumbass mother fucker.
That dodunk basement dwelling weird fuck won't return my texts and shit. Comes out of hiding only ever so often only to hide again. Strange.
dodunk by Cowcatcher November 5, 2022
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Dodinker 

A Dodinker is a penis.
You better shake you Dodinker twice.
Dodinker by DodinkerMan January 11, 2011
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a word usually referring to a woman having a large ass
gansta tom: damn, she got a dounk!
dounk by rockster, the gentlemen March 31, 2010
The sensitive area between one's legs for males and females. Located above the thighs and below the waist.

"Lets play this game called DounkerTime"
"What's that?"
"I yell DOUNKERTIME and you protect your private parts before I do this...(punches/fivestars the dounker)"

-or-

"I can smell your dounker from across the room...don't you douche?"
A person that has no idea what they are doing and are in the way of normal daily life.
Look at that dofunky driving in the wrong lane, they are going to cause an accident!
dofunky by Chickenchick468 November 3, 2020
A gentle way for calling someone a douche, with a hint of punk. A douchey punk.
Hugh is such a dounk.
Dounk by Tda13 May 27, 2017

Dounkoph 

Originated from Germany, the word Dounkoph relates to many definitions:
- idiot
- stupid
- fag
- loser
- dumbass
- cunt
- bitch
- dickhead
- bastard
and you get the point.
A man is cleaning the boot of a Germans car.
"Ay Sir Dounkoph, watch out for the CD player in my trunk yah... idiot"
Dounkoph by Lanah July 20, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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