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Do what we do best 

Should we go out to eat?
No, let's stay in and do what we do best
Do what we do best by CometISON November 13, 2013

Nice pic Look up the info on my bio, there is a big chance you would love what we do!

Nice pic Look up the info on my bio, there is a big chance you would love what we do!
Nice pic Look up the info on my bio, there is a big chance you would love what we do!

What do we have for 'em, Johnny? 

A sarcastic comment that is used when someone figures out something really obvious. An imitation of a game show host announcing that someone has given the correct answer and has won a prize that his assistant (Johnny) will specify on cue. Often preceded by "Ding ding!"
Boss: "OK everyone, Brenda Smith is going to be out on Thursday so we need someone to volunteer to fill her time slot."
Mike Hawk: "I'm available that day. I can do it."
Boss: "All righty then. I'm going to go ahead and stick Mike Hawk in her slot."
Steve: "That's what she said! Or...um...actually I mean that's what HE said!"
(everyone laughs except Jim)
Jim: "I don't get it..."
(20 seconds go by)
Jim: "Oh haha, now I get it...Mike Hawk sounds like 'my cock!' It's sexual innuendo. That's a good one."
Steve: "DING DING! What do we have for 'em, Johnny?"

whoa whoa whoa what do we have here? 

Abrupt interruption of friend(s) conversation to signify hot chick in the vicinity. It is typically used in unison with a slight head nod in the direction of said hottie. The interruption is KEY; regardless of how important the conversation is, all parties, male or female, must be inconvenienced enough to look before resuming conversation.

Extra "whoas" may be added for effect, up to five is customary and acceptable.
Guy #1: "So I told her to quit being crazy and looking through my phone..."

Guy #2: "Whoa whoa whoa whoa what do we have here?"

What do we know? 

a phrase meaning "got any gossip" but for men.
Normally an offer of conversation rather than a call for gossip on a specific topic.

what we SHOULD do vs. what we DOO-doo 

A comparison of proper behavior and typical behavior regarding calls on Line 2.
In this world, what we SHOULD do vs. what we DOO-doo are not always da same thing, especially if we happen to be seagulls, pets who have not been housebroken, etc.