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d·j·o·sis (dee-jay-oh-sis) - Simply refers to any abnormality only found in females that hang out with DJ's too long. It causes them to instantly fall in love with a disc jockey no matter how ugly or sucky he actually is. Once infected, they will no longer date anyone who lacks the ability to beatmatch. DJ's with DJitis tend to perpetuate this problem. DJosis and DJitis are commonly found in the same circles of people and both are considered extremely contagious.
-Jasmine acquired a bad case of DJosis after hanging out with DJ Douchebag for only a few weeks.
DJosis by tonytooth June 21, 2011
Related Words
a thing which is an extreme example of its type
"That next step is a Doosie!" (said to someone about to step off a cliff)
Doosie by punissuer September 18, 2008
(n) the discombobulating effect brought about by the reciprocal interaction of Juicy and Dumptruck Dhoogie.
(v) to choreograph a seamless dance to 'Salt-N-Peppa'
Hey, did I see you djoogie on the dance floor last night?

The afternoon was derailed by an unexpected, serendipitous djoogie.
djoogie by Kiwittmann April 26, 2021
A super duper awsome handsome guy who is perfect inside and out. Especially out, because GOD that guy is H O T. Also super cute and looks great with every single color of hair. But besides being pretty, he also has dope qualities like: he's SO funny (I mean, I never heard a bad joke from him??), he can rap, dance, sing, act, has a kind heart and is SUCH a good leader. An ARTIST. Doosik is so awsome that I can't even HANDLE it. He is a king and owns everything. Long live to the king doosik.
Oh my God! Doosik is SOOOOOOO handsome

Doosik is so amazing, I want to be him :(

Af eu odeio elogiar o Doosik, mas ele é muito bonito mesmo
doosik by doosik April 7, 2019

b'doosie 

a small, hairless man with a penchant for nihilistic memes and self masturbatory humorous facebook statuses. he doesn't like shit. he doesn't go outside.
"that guy drew is such a b'doosie."
"yeah man he made like 4 memes yesterday."
b'doosie by horatio comic sans July 26, 2016

doosie hole 

An opening in the ass. Also know as the bunghole in which nasty fluid like substances are secreted.
doosie hole by riffles February 18, 2008