d·j·o·sis (dee-jay-oh-sis) - Simply refers to any abnormality only found in females that hang out with DJ's too long. It causes them to instantly fall in love with a disc jockey no matter how ugly or sucky he actually is. Once infected, they will no longer date anyone who lacks the ability to beatmatch. DJ's with DJitis tend to perpetuate this problem. DJosis and DJitis are commonly found in the same circles of people and both are considered extremely contagious.
-Jasmine acquired a badcase of DJosis after hanging out with DJ Douchebag for only a few weeks.
(n) the discombobulating effect brought about by the reciprocal interaction of Juicy and Dumptruck Dhoogie.
(v) to choreograph a seamless dance to 'Salt-N-Peppa'
Hey, did I see you djoogie on the dance floor last night?
The afternoon was derailed by an unexpected, serendipitous djoogie.
A super duper awsome handsome guy who is perfect inside and out. Especially out, because GOD that guy is H O T. Also super cute and looks great with every single color of hair. But besides being pretty, he also has dope qualities like: he's SO funny (I mean, I never heard a bad joke from him??), he can rap, dance, sing, act, has a kind heart and is SUCH a good leader. An ARTIST. Doosik is so awsome that I can't even HANDLE it. He is a king and owns everything. Long live to the king doosik.
a small, hairless man with a penchant for nihilistic memes and self masturbatory humorous facebook statuses. he doesn't like shit. he doesn't go outside.
"that guy drew is such a b'doosie."
"yeah man he made like 4 memes yesterday."