dizrunk

Extremely drunk. More than likely blacked out.

Yo dog, I'm going to get dizrunk tonight.

dizrunk by WaterStreetManiac June 1, 2006

drizrunk

Another version of getting drunk. Similar meanings, made famous by squirtle.

Were finna get drizrunk!

Im finna go to school tomorrow drizrunk!

drizrunk by nagro March 17, 2009

dirunktions 

Directions given or received by a drunk person.

"Here are the dirunktions. Its a left, no no no, *motioning with hand while on phone* like that way!"

"*Yelling while at the theater* BITCH GET OUT THE ROOM!!!"

dirunktions by CorbinH. January 6, 2008

Dirunktions 

Directions given by an intoxicated person, usually of very poor quality.

Hey, I finally made it. No thanks to Jerry's dirunktions

Dirunktions by Henron760 July 15, 2011

Dizfunktion 

A remarkable specimen of the species 56kerus Spammerus, who is obessesed with being the first person in an area. Is given the curious title "banned first post whore" by its peers because of its unusual habits and random behaviour.

Corgy and CN3089 own Dizfunktion.

Dizfunktion by Corgy's mom March 21, 2004

Dizzunk 

A brief neologism of being dizzy drunk, or having slam dunk that sh*t to the fullest extent. Not to be confused with the Persian District of Dizzuk.

He went in for the full slam DIZZUNK. Last night I got really, really dizzunk.

Dizzunk by AliG33 November 11, 2019