Chain of British electrical retailers that exclusively employs male juvenile retards with bad acne. They all wear cheap shiny suits from Burtons or Top Man (clothing chains that employ the same sort of people).
Dixons make their money on selling dodgy extended warranties by trying to scare you that the screen on your shiny new laptop might break. One time they tried to sell me an extended warranty on a £10 kettle. FFS...
Dixons make their money on selling dodgy extended warranties by trying to scare you that the screen on your shiny new laptop might break. One time they tried to sell me an extended warranty on a £10 kettle. FFS...
Spotty youth: "You can insure the washing machine against breakdown for 3 years for only £10/month".
Me: "Are you saying that this product which I have not yet paid for is unreliable?".
SY: "Ehhhhh...."
Me: "Besides, if it breaks, I will get a plumber out to fix it and that cannot cost as much as £360".
SY: "Security to checkouts please. We have a customer with a brain".
Me: "Are you saying that this product which I have not yet paid for is unreliable?".
SY: "Ehhhhh...."
Me: "Besides, if it breaks, I will get a plumber out to fix it and that cannot cost as much as £360".
SY: "Security to checkouts please. We have a customer with a brain".
by fubarderby August 20, 2005
The shittiest British electrical company in business. They will screw up any order you place and lie to you completely about it. Their website, CS, help and delivery ALL SUCKS. DO NOT BUY FROM THEM.
PERSON A: Hey man I heard dixons were delivering your 26" LCD TV on friday after you paid £5 for premium delivery
PERSON B: No they fucked up, so I paid £5 for a delivery a week late. I'm getting a refund
PERSON A: THOSE FUCKERS I BET THEY LIKE RECEIVING PENIS IN THEIR BUTTOCKS
PERSON B: No they fucked up, so I paid £5 for a delivery a week late. I'm getting a refund
PERSON A: THOSE FUCKERS I BET THEY LIKE RECEIVING PENIS IN THEIR BUTTOCKS
by James_UK February 28, 2008
When a person is so intoxicated they can't stand properly or speak without mumbling incoherrantly, usually a result of alcpholor drug-taking.
The complete opposite of sobriety.
The complete opposite of sobriety.
Jesus did you see Chris on Friday night, he was well dixoned!
I cant wait for the weekend, two days of getting completely dixoned!
I cant wait for the weekend, two days of getting completely dixoned!
by garybiscuit March 31, 2011
An intelligent being who has potential and can do anything. I mean ANYTHING. Known as the bestest ass-kicker in the world.
by -wack0- January 31, 2005
'Dixon' (n):
1) A person of very low intelligence
2) A person who spends the majority of his day kicking bags of air pointlessly
3) A stupid person with no future
4) A person far below yourself
'Dixonic' (adj):
1) To be of relation to Dixon
2) To do things that Dixon would do
'To Dixon' (verb):
1) To do the unspeakable
2) To kick a bag of air
3) To enjoy pointless activities involving bags of air
1) A person of very low intelligence
2) A person who spends the majority of his day kicking bags of air pointlessly
3) A stupid person with no future
4) A person far below yourself
'Dixonic' (adj):
1) To be of relation to Dixon
2) To do things that Dixon would do
'To Dixon' (verb):
1) To do the unspeakable
2) To kick a bag of air
3) To enjoy pointless activities involving bags of air
Noun: "Bloody Dixons outside again"
Adjective: "That's a very dixonic game"
Verb: "Oh god, he's started Dixoning"
Adjective: "That's a very dixonic game"
Verb: "Oh god, he's started Dixoning"
by 9THC March 07, 2005
To do a 'Dixon' is to shit yourself and fall in love with a chick extremely quickly. Additionally, one might also neglect spending time for his friends, instead spending all of his time with his new chick.
Dude, I'm falling in love..
Duuude, don't do a Dixon on us..
Dude I'm not..
Duuuuude, yes you are- you only met her last week and you spend every second with her. You've already introduced her to your mum for fucks sake!
Oh yeah, Well I know, but I knew this was going to happen...
Duuude, don't do a Dixon on us..
Dude I'm not..
Duuuuude, yes you are- you only met her last week and you spend every second with her. You've already introduced her to your mum for fucks sake!
Oh yeah, Well I know, but I knew this was going to happen...
by 'Lun May 12, 2011
1- A Person, aka Kyle Dixon, Always referred to as "Dixon" known for wild boozing, stupid stunts and all out all the time zanyness.
2- Adv, To pull a Dixon, to do something incredibly stupid without prior thought of the repercussions
2- Adv, To pull a Dixon, to do something incredibly stupid without prior thought of the repercussions
by Martysinclair January 15, 2005