Dixoned

When a person is so intoxicated they can't stand properly or speak without mumbling incoherrantly, usually a result of alcpholor drug-taking.

The complete opposite of sobriety.

Jesus did you see Chris on Friday night, he was well dixoned!

I cant wait for the weekend, two days of getting completely dixoned!

Dixoned by garybiscuit April 17, 2011

Dixoned

To get royally smashed.

How drunk is Garry?
He's absolutely Dixoned!

Dixoned by User918273645 January 2, 2020

dixonesque 

a term for a person who has very sever mood swings and can often skitz out for no reason.

that girl would be an ideal catch had she not been abit dixonesque. i hear she likes to play with toasters

dixonesque by ilovetoasters August 3, 2009

Celine Dioned 

Verb. The act or the planning of the act of drinking, or getting drunk, or doing drugs; Adj. Describing something that has gone terribly wrong.

Verb. Past tense. "Man, I got so Celine Dioned last night."

Adj. "That was SO Celine Dioned!"

Celine Dioned by Aerodena427 September 19, 2006