Dixoned

When a person is so intoxicated they can't stand properly or speak without mumbling incoherrantly, usually a result of alcpholor drug-taking.

The complete opposite of sobriety.

Jesus did you see Chris on Friday night, he was well dixoned!

I cant wait for the weekend, two days of getting completely dixoned!

Dixoned by garybiscuit April 17, 2011

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Dixoned

To get royally smashed.

How drunk is Garry?
He's absolutely Dixoned!

Dixoned by User918273645 January 2, 2020

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Dixoned • dixonesque • Celine Dioned

dixonesque

a term for a person who has very sever mood swings and can often skitz out for no reason.

that girl would be an ideal catch had she not been abit dixonesque. i hear she likes to play with toasters

dixonesque by ilovetoasters August 3, 2009

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Celine Dioned

Verb. The act or the planning of the act of drinking, or getting drunk, or doing drugs; Adj. Describing something that has gone terribly wrong.

Verb. Past tense. "Man, I got so Celine Dioned last night."

Adj. "That was SO Celine Dioned!"

Celine Dioned by Aerodena427 September 19, 2006

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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