Dixoned

When a person is so intoxicated they can't stand properly or speak without mumbling incoherrantly, usually a result of alcpholor drug-taking.

The complete opposite of sobriety.

Jesus did you see Chris on Friday night, he was well dixoned!

I cant wait for the weekend, two days of getting completely dixoned!

Dixoned by garybiscuit April 17, 2011

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Dixoned

To get royally smashed.

How drunk is Garry?
He's absolutely Dixoned!

Dixoned by User918273645 January 2, 2020

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Dixoned • dixonesque • Celine Dioned

dixonesque

a term for a person who has very sever mood swings and can often skitz out for no reason.

that girl would be an ideal catch had she not been abit dixonesque. i hear she likes to play with toasters

dixonesque by ilovetoasters August 3, 2009

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Celine Dioned

Verb. The act or the planning of the act of drinking, or getting drunk, or doing drugs; Adj. Describing something that has gone terribly wrong.

Verb. Past tense. "Man, I got so Celine Dioned last night."

Adj. "That was SO Celine Dioned!"

Celine Dioned by Aerodena427 September 19, 2006

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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