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When a person is so intoxicated they can't stand properly or speak without mumbling incoherrantly, usually a result of alcpholor drug-taking.

The complete opposite of sobriety.
Jesus did you see Chris on Friday night, he was well dixoned!

I cant wait for the weekend, two days of getting completely dixoned!
Dixoned by garybiscuit April 17, 2011
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How drunk is Garry?
He's absolutely Dixoned!
Dixoned by User918273645 January 2, 2020

dixonesque 

a term for a person who has very sever mood swings and can often skitz out for no reason.
that girl would be an ideal catch had she not been abit dixonesque. i hear she likes to play with toasters
dixonesque by ilovetoasters August 3, 2009

Celine Dioned 

Verb. The act or the planning of the act of drinking, or getting drunk, or doing drugs; Adj. Describing something that has gone terribly wrong.
Verb. Past tense. "Man, I got so Celine Dioned last night."

Adj. "That was SO Celine Dioned!"
Celine Dioned by Aerodena427 September 19, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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