Dive Bomb

the aquatic version of death from above

asshole: DIVE BOMB!!!!!! *sploosh*
victim: *sniff* my latte...

by Spaz De Kat January 22, 2009

Dive Bomb

To take a shit standing up to give the appearance that the poop is "dive-bombing" the water.

I was dive bombing and some of the water splashed up and got my cheeks wet.

by his grace March 25, 2008

Dive Bomb

The act of drunkenly, running across a room, where a party is going on, jumping onto a table with the sole purpose of breaking it and making yourself look awesome/like an ass.

Holy shit, did you just see Holloway dive bomb that table?

by Live Ever Die Never February 20, 2009

Dive Bomb

When you lie on your back with mouth wide open while being fucked with your pussy or ass pointing up and the person fucking you drops a shit in your mouth.

I totally dive bombed Meegan last night.

by Turkey Dick March 31, 2021

dive bomb monkey plunge

Dive bomb monkey plunge is when a partner stands on the high end of the couch and jumps down onto the participating partner in pile drive position inserting cock.

I was so high up on the Dive Bomb Monkey Plunge I was lucky that I was able to hit the hole.

by MuddyBottoms May 8, 2022

Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb

Derived from the name of Quetzalcoatl, whose name comes from the Nahuatl language and has the meaning of "feathered-serpent", the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb entails smothering of the male sexual partner's penis in hot bovril and then feathers so that the resulting sexual organ is both feathered and serpentine in its scaly burntness. The Male then plunges his organ into the orifice of his choice and nature takes over from there.

Bonus points can be achieved if the partners both shave their pubes into symbols resembling the Maya calendar.

Bartholemy: Hello old bean! I do say I gave Miriam quite the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb last night!

Cleote: Ah, excellent! How is your cockskin handling the burns?

Bartholemy: Quite good, I daresay for the pleasure I received the third-degree burns and resulting dis-figuration are a fair trade.

Cleote: So it really felt that much better then normal?

Bartholemy: No, but lying to myself helps to ease the pain. That's how I got over the Zulu war memories.

by Cornelius P. Bulletball January 18, 2010

tokyo dive bomber

Tokyo Dive Bomber is the moment where you dip your balls into a sleeping persons open mouth and their reflex action is to move, or close their mouth causing you to squint in pain as you extricate yourself from the situation.

Ian pulled a Tokyo Dive Bomber on that girl at the party the other night, he's lucky to get have gotten out of their in one piece!

by Fawlty March 4, 2015