4am shitshow

A 4am shots how is when someone has been drinking, takes some laxative and sleeping pills. This unfortunate sequence of events results in shooting in the bed in the wee hours of the morning.
OMG!! My boyfriend pulled a 4am shitshow and he rolled all over in it!!!
by MuddyBottoms November 17, 2022
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doggie dodge

Doggie Dodge is when the boyfriend or significant other shoves your dog to the floor from the sofa pr bed when you are not looking too get him out of the way to have sex.
Norm Shoved my dog off there bed last night doing the doggie dodge and now my dog is butt hurt.
by MuddyBottoms August 23, 2022
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screaming blue messiah

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..
Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.
by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020
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screaming blue messiah

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..
Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.
by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020
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fuzzy frenzy

A fuzzy frenzy is when you get your friends drunk, go to a costume shop, by animal costumes and run around like maniacs.
Damn, we got drunk last night and I ended with a bear trying to hump me in my rabbit suit.. It was a fuzzy frenzy.
by MuddyBottoms November 20, 2022
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CORN CHIP BLOW JOB

A CORN CHIP BLOW BLOW JOB IS THE ACT OF EATING SOME CORN CHIPS AND CHEWING BUT NOT SWALLOWING,

THEN PROCEEDING TO GIVE ORAL SEX TO A PARTNER.
MY DICK LOOKS LIKE ITS BEEN THROUGH A MEAT GRINDER AND STINGS BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME A CORN CHIP BLOW JOB LAST NIGHT.
by MuddyBottoms August 30, 2021
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