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distute by Dakota Snaz June 10, 2009
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La Dispute 

Most likely one of the best bands I have ever heard. Their lyrics actually mean something unlike most bands, they don't just mindlessly sing about love like retards, they sing and play it like people all around the music scene would see it. Not only do they write about "love", but endings of marriges, depression, etc. And the vocals are raw and you can hear how much Jordan means what he is singing, or yelling/screaming at that matter. In my opinion the best song is The Last Lost Continent, it's absaloutley amazing.
GET SOME.
kid 1: oh man I love this song New Storms for Older Lovers by La Dispute!

kid 2: Let me hear. HOLY SHIT, he fucking means it!

kid 1: hell yeah!
La Dispute by Louhah June 22, 2010
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filing a dispute 

the act of nutting, ejaculating, or cumming.
AJ was filing a dispute even though it's no-nut November.
filing a dispute by yungdairy November 22, 2018
To engage in an argument; debate about something; argue against; etc.
Back in 1517, Protestants against the Roman Catholic Church gave religious disputes about why the Roman Catholic Church shouldn't focus on the wealth and eloborate decorations in the Church but instead, based on the word God from the bible.

Or:

My brother and I had a dispute about who should have the last cookie in the jar first.
Dispute by Yellow Sushi January 18, 2010

Douche Dispute 

When someone disputes a purchase or service for some stupid reason.
That guy had a real douche dispute. He called in to demand free pizza because there were only 30 pieces of pepperoni on his pizza.

“I want to have all my money back from this flight, it was delayed by 45 minutes.”
“Ma’am, we were in the middle of a blizzard, you’re lucky your flight was even able to leave. If you want to continue with this douche dispute, I will be forced to disconnect this call.”
Something a noob clan does, after they get pwnt in league matches.
=A= owned us...better Dispute
Dispute by De+oX February 23, 2004
To speak with/about someone with hilarious contempt. Ribbing or paying someone out with agenda or disregard.
She spoke to him with such disture that he became increasingly ashamed.
Disture by prayingardvark October 27, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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