Distler
Distler by Barney Coopersmith January 6, 2008
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distler
noun; usually used as one word in an instant as the "the one that got away". Similar to yelling "shit" after doing something wrong.
*Hot girl spills purse*
Hot girl: Would someone mind helping me?
*Oblivious guy walks past*
*Half-way down the street he realized he missed a chance*
Guy: ahh distler!
Hot girl: Would someone mind helping me?
*Oblivious guy walks past*
*Half-way down the street he realized he missed a chance*
Guy: ahh distler!
distler by Waldosdead? July 29, 2009
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Distler
A distler is when you scratch your ass, and grab a beer. You them proceed to have a friend smell your beer while saying man by beer smells like shit. Your friend gets to enjoy the ass waft.
Distler by Matts friend September 6, 2023
Lily distler
Lily distler by Doqtordyl September 15, 2021
ditlers
There are many other names for ditlers e.g. boobs, breasts, tits, diddies, bazookas, jugs. Basically ditlers are the female lumps on their chest.
Bob: "Jordan has very big ditlers."
Dylan: "Yes, the size of those bazookas are unreal. They must be like Z's or something."
Dylan: "Yes, the size of those bazookas are unreal. They must be like Z's or something."
ditlers by BoblinaJolie April 3, 2009
Erik Destler
The Phantom, aka the Opera Ghost, aka the Trapdoor Lover, aka the Angel of Music. The man with a deformed face who haunted the Opera Populaire and terrorized its occupants, also madly in love with ingenue Christine Daae.
Main character in Gaston Leroux's novel, "The Phantom of the Opera". Also recreated by Andrew Lloyd Webber, Susan Kay, and many others.
Main character in Gaston Leroux's novel, "The Phantom of the Opera". Also recreated by Andrew Lloyd Webber, Susan Kay, and many others.
"I am not an Angel, nor a genius, nor a ghost...I am Erik!" -Erik Destler, Gaston Leroux's "The Phantom of the Opera"
Erik Destler by Sarah Christine March 25, 2005
distolerant
distolerant by rich.e.rich November 7, 2013
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