Deistler

A Jim Carrey look alike, that has no game, and could possibly be homo. But still manages to get girls. A real douche fuck.

Guy 1: Haha, that guy is a fag.

Guy 2: Nahh man, hes a Deistler..

Guy 1: Awhh fuckk, i hate him already.

by Jake0500 July 11, 2010

Erik Destler

The Phantom, aka the Opera Ghost, aka the Trapdoor Lover, aka the Angel of Music. The man with a deformed face who haunted the Opera Populaire and terrorized its occupants, also madly in love with ingenue Christine Daae.

Main character in Gaston Leroux's novel, "The Phantom of the Opera". Also recreated by Andrew Lloyd Webber, Susan Kay, and many others.

"I am not an Angel, nor a genius, nor a ghost...I am Erik!" -Erik Destler, Gaston Leroux's "The Phantom of the Opera"

by Sarah Christine March 25, 2005

Distler

The abilty to kick maximum ass whilst flying thru the air on a dirt bike.

Most Commonly happens when you are a "bad ass dude"
The Distler cannot be handled by most.

by Barney Coopersmith January 6, 2008

Erik Destler

Erik Destler is the name of "The Phantom" in one of the versions of "The Phantom of the Opera", one of the really crap ones actually. Although the name Erik is universally accepted as the Phantom's name, the surname is only used when referring to the completely 80's horror movie staring Robert Englund A.K.A. Freddy from Freddy vs. Jason. Although this movie totally blows, it's still part of the "phantomverse" and therefore has a special place in my heart.

Erik Destler is the name given to the Phantom in a horrible movie which totally kills the integrity of "The Phantom of the Opera" story.

by Jessie4131 September 16, 2005

distler

noun; usually used as one word in an instant as the "the one that got away". Similar to yelling "shit" after doing something wrong.

*Hot girl spills purse*
Hot girl: Would someone mind helping me?
*Oblivious guy walks past*
*Half-way down the street he realized he missed a chance*
Guy: ahh distler!

by Waldosdead? July 29, 2009

Deisler

If you meet a guy named Deisler in your life time then you are blessed by the god.Deisler will be a little bit cold hearted at the first contact but after that if you are able to pleasure Deisler with your mind and the conversation then you can be happy because you have his attention

Deisler is a druglord

by Lasere November 23, 2021

Distler

A distler is when you scratch your ass, and grab a beer. You them proceed to have a friend smell your beer while saying man by beer smells like shit. Your friend gets to enjoy the ass waft.

Bro smell my beer it smells like shit. You have just been delivered a distler

by Matts friend September 6, 2023