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Deistler 

A Jim Carrey look alike, that has no game, and could possibly be homo. But still manages to get girls. A real douche fuck.
Guy 1: Haha, that guy is a fag.

Guy 2: Nahh man, hes a Deistler..

Guy 1: Awhh fuckk, i hate him already.
Deistler by Jake0500 July 11, 2010

Erik Destler

The Phantom, aka the Opera Ghost, aka the Trapdoor Lover, aka the Angel of Music. The man with a deformed face who haunted the Opera Populaire and terrorized its occupants, also madly in love with ingenue Christine Daae.

Main character in Gaston Leroux's novel, "The Phantom of the Opera". Also recreated by Andrew Lloyd Webber, Susan Kay, and many others.
"I am not an Angel, nor a genius, nor a ghost...I am Erik!" -Erik Destler, Gaston Leroux's "The Phantom of the Opera"
Erik Destler by Sarah Christine March 25, 2005
Related Words
The abilty to kick maximum ass whilst flying thru the air on a dirt bike.
Most Commonly happens when you are a "bad ass dude"
The Distler cannot be handled by most.
Distler by Barney Coopersmith January 6, 2008

Erik Destler

Erik Destler is the name of "The Phantom" in one of the versions of "The Phantom of the Opera", one of the really crap ones actually. Although the name Erik is universally accepted as the Phantom's name, the surname is only used when referring to the completely 80's horror movie staring Robert Englund A.K.A. Freddy from Freddy vs. Jason. Although this movie totally blows, it's still part of the "phantomverse" and therefore has a special place in my heart.
Erik Destler is the name given to the Phantom in a horrible movie which totally kills the integrity of "The Phantom of the Opera" story.
Erik Destler by Jessie4131 September 16, 2005
noun; usually used as one word in an instant as the "the one that got away". Similar to yelling "shit" after doing something wrong.
*Hot girl spills purse*
Hot girl: Would someone mind helping me?
*Oblivious guy walks past*
*Half-way down the street he realized he missed a chance*
Guy: ahh distler!
distler by Waldosdead? July 29, 2009
If you meet a guy named Deisler in your life time then you are blessed by the god.Deisler will be a little bit cold hearted at the first contact but after that if you are able to pleasure Deisler with your mind and the conversation then you can be happy because you have his attention
Deisler is a druglord
Deisler by Lasere November 23, 2021
A distler is when you scratch your ass, and grab a beer. You them proceed to have a friend smell your beer while saying man by beer smells like shit. Your friend gets to enjoy the ass waft.
Bro smell my beer it smells like shit. You have just been delivered a distler
Distler by Matts friend September 6, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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