distlefink 

The good-luck bird (actually a stylized version of the goldfinch) of the Pennsylvania Germans, frequently painted on barns as a symbol of good luck and happiness. Derived from "Distelfink", Pennsylvania Dutch for "thistlefinch", or goldfinch.

Early German settlers in Pennsylvania thought of the distlefink, or goldfinch, as the bird of happiness and good luck for all.

distlefink by tstadler August 22, 2008

distlefink 

A sex toy with twelve functioning dildos. Shapes such as a dodecahedron with a phallus on each face have been ruled out by scholarly sources as impossible to completely function, so such shapes are not considered true distlefinks. No true distlefink has ever been proven, though research at Cambridge and Notre Dame is being conducted to prove or disprove the possibility.

"Many argue that there cannot be a true distlefink, as one could not convince 12 women to use one at the same time"

"The audubon society loves distlefinks"

distlefink by Hugh Balderdash May 6, 2008

dinklefink 

A very slow driver
A silly Stupid Man

We were stuck behind a dinklefink driving to the lake.
Jake is such a dinklefink!

dinklefink by chula123 July 14, 2011

dittlefinger

A person who regularly fingers his own asshole, and proceeds to lick the his finger for a taste addiction.

You're a fucking dittlefinger ! Always being gay and shit.

Dude, stop being a dittlefinger, it's just weird.

dittlefinger by Confederate Redneck April 11, 2017