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The abilty to kick maximum ass whilst flying thru the air on a dirt bike.
Most Commonly happens when you are a "bad ass dude"
The Distler cannot be handled by most.
Distler by Barney Coopersmith January 6, 2008
Words you can keep
noun; usually used as one word in an instant as the "the one that got away". Similar to yelling "shit" after doing something wrong.
*Hot girl spills purse*
Hot girl: Would someone mind helping me?
*Oblivious guy walks past*
*Half-way down the street he realized he missed a chance*
Guy: ahh distler!
distler by Waldosdead? July 29, 2009
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A distler is when you scratch your ass, and grab a beer. You them proceed to have a friend smell your beer while saying man by beer smells like shit. Your friend gets to enjoy the ass waft.
Bro smell my beer it smells like shit. You have just been delivered a distler
Distler by Matts friend September 6, 2023

Lily distler 

Did you see that girl she’s a Lily distler
Lily distler by Doqtordyl September 15, 2021
There are many other names for ditlers e.g. boobs, breasts, tits, diddies, bazookas, jugs. Basically ditlers are the female lumps on their chest.
Bob: "Jordan has very big ditlers."
Dylan: "Yes, the size of those bazookas are unreal. They must be like Z's or something."
ditlers by BoblinaJolie April 3, 2009

Erik Destler

The Phantom, aka the Opera Ghost, aka the Trapdoor Lover, aka the Angel of Music. The man with a deformed face who haunted the Opera Populaire and terrorized its occupants, also madly in love with ingenue Christine Daae.

Main character in Gaston Leroux's novel, "The Phantom of the Opera". Also recreated by Andrew Lloyd Webber, Susan Kay, and many others.
"I am not an Angel, nor a genius, nor a ghost...I am Erik!" -Erik Destler, Gaston Leroux's "The Phantom of the Opera"
Erik Destler by Sarah Christine March 25, 2005

distolerant

The act of being intolerant, but this time you really mean it.
That ass-clown keeps screwing off. I am becoming distolerant of his behavior, brother.
distolerant by rich.e.rich November 7, 2013
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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