Distler

The abilty to kick maximum ass whilst flying thru the air on a dirt bike.

Most Commonly happens when you are a "bad ass dude"
The Distler cannot be handled by most.

by Barney Coopersmith January 6, 2008

distler

noun; usually used as one word in an instant as the "the one that got away". Similar to yelling "shit" after doing something wrong.

*Hot girl spills purse*
Hot girl: Would someone mind helping me?
*Oblivious guy walks past*
*Half-way down the street he realized he missed a chance*
Guy: ahh distler!

by Waldosdead? July 29, 2009

Distler

A distler is when you scratch your ass, and grab a beer. You them proceed to have a friend smell your beer while saying man by beer smells like shit. Your friend gets to enjoy the ass waft.

Bro smell my beer it smells like shit. You have just been delivered a distler

by Matts friend September 6, 2023

Lily distler

Ugly ass bitch thot

Did you see that girl she’s a Lily distler

by Doqtordyl September 15, 2021

ditlers

There are many other names for ditlers e.g. boobs, breasts, tits, diddies, bazookas, jugs. Basically ditlers are the female lumps on their chest.

Bob: "Jordan has very big ditlers."
Dylan: "Yes, the size of those bazookas are unreal. They must be like Z's or something."

by BoblinaJolie April 3, 2009

Erik Destler

The Phantom, aka the Opera Ghost, aka the Trapdoor Lover, aka the Angel of Music. The man with a deformed face who haunted the Opera Populaire and terrorized its occupants, also madly in love with ingenue Christine Daae.

Main character in Gaston Leroux's novel, "The Phantom of the Opera". Also recreated by Andrew Lloyd Webber, Susan Kay, and many others.

"I am not an Angel, nor a genius, nor a ghost...I am Erik!" -Erik Destler, Gaston Leroux's "The Phantom of the Opera"

by Sarah Christine March 25, 2005

distolerant

The act of being intolerant, but this time you really mean it.

That ass-clown keeps screwing off. I am becoming distolerant of his behavior, brother.

by rich.e.rich November 7, 2013