dissjointed 

v. To have insulted the size or rolling technique of someone’s reefer.

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Did you hear that? I dissjointed that behemoth in cellblock C.

Man, you are in for a short life. Behemoth? Put away your thesaurus man. It begets real in here.

dissjointed by gnostic3 July 2, 2020

dissapointed

The wrong way to spell disappointed.

You: Ugh i'm so dissapointed.
Me: IT'S DISAPPOINTED......

dissapointed by Terrum June 24, 2009

dissapointed but not surprised

when a person does something stupid and you could see it coming, but you are still upset about it because you thought maybe they had changed.

yesterday my ex said he didnt have a sex drive for anyone but me, and today he told me he fucked another girl. dissapointed but not surprised.

dissapointed but not surprised by IAmSquidward October 8, 2018

disjointed

Disjointed is best sitcom ever. It’s about weed and it’s awesome

This new disjointed series is great

disjointed by Vilo the Slovak guy January 17, 2018

dissapointed face 

Is an action one can perform, to signal their disgust at something that has just been said.

You must put your index finger horizontal with your mouth, covering your lips. BUT NOT ABOVE YOUR LIPS!!!!

"mm this kit-kat is well nice"

"its nestle"

*dissapointed face*

dissapointed face by Rebecca Davies April 16, 2008

disjointed

a) Something complete out of order
b) Netflix original serie. A comedy, about a medicinal marijuana shop and its staff

Did you finish disjointed first season?
Nah, im only in episode 3 im not really into the show

disjointed by brithneybitch January 2, 2018

disjointed

adj. Lacking a reefer because an authotity figure or bully has taken it from your lips.

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So this cop comes along so my woman whips her purse against my face and before I can move I am totally disjointed.

Props to her man.

disjointed by gnostic3 July 2, 2020