dispousal

When you need to dispose of your spouse. Most likely after killing them.. Or as a court proceeding the dispousal of the case.

Amazon just listed the diy home dispousal kit. Complete with plastic, lye, chainsaw , boat anchors, plastic sheets and hazmat suit.

dispousal by azebb! August 20, 2021

Spice dispersal

When somehow your food gets spicier the next day after leaving it in the refrigerator. The process by which that occurs is called “spice dispersal”

My food got way hotter the next day. I can’t even eat it. Must have been spice dispersal in action!

Spice dispersal by PhantomHandbag October 1, 2019

Disposable Music 

noun - Disposable Music is music that is considered "hot" for a few weeks and then forgot about a year later. This music is commonly heard on the radio and is a top-seller on iTunes for a short period of time.

Chris: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga song? It's an instant hit!

Bradley: No, I don't listen to disposable music, I listen to real music, which never becomes old.

Disposable Music by Big Been April 19, 2010

disposable plastic baby toliets 

To put it as briefly as I can: disposable diapers

They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.

{Horhay}: Hey Linda, I can't find the diapers and the baby needs to be changed!
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.

disposable plastic baby toliets by Telephony June 13, 2013

Cum Disposal Unit 

Also known as C.D.U, cum dumpster, sperm spittoon, dick drain, seaman sucker, sperm sponge, jizz vessel, nut receptacle, or ejaculatory trajectory receptacle. The art or act of blatantly desiring male seminal fluid in any open orifice of the recipient.

Tim: “Dan, why the long face?”
Dan: “I thought that girl from accounting was fairly nice until I got a couple drinks in her and she turned into a cum guzzling gutter slut.”
Tim: “what do you mean?”
Dan: ”She was a total Cum Disposal Unit. Everyone got their turn in.”
Tim: “Oh I see. What sorority was she in?”

Cum Disposal Unit by Beef_Curtain007 November 7, 2011

lets do the fork in the garbage disposal

"lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!", is a funny ass line form Punchrobert's the yes dance, search yes dance on youtube to find it.

Robert James: lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!, lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!

lets do the fork in the garbage disposal by the_last_ak June 28, 2013

disposable plastic adult toliets 

Quite simple really...this is a product like Depends, Attends, etc. -- any product designed to absorb micturition (piss), defecation (shit) and sometimes even menstrual discharge.

They're called, "disposable plastic adult toliets because they have but one purpose: an adult pisses, shits, and occasionally has her period (or he cums in one) when using them, they're made chiefly out plastic, and you hold your nose when you're gingerly carrying the fucking yucky, wet, heavy dripping bloody thing to the lidded wastepaperbasket or diaper pale for disposal.

Hey Linda, do you know where you moved the disposable plastic adult toliets to? I think I just cummed mine and I really need to change it!

disposable plastic adult toliets by Telephony August 28, 2014