Dispensary fetish 

When someone is obsessed with getting ripped off at a dispensary. They wont buy weed from their well established fair and cost effective dealer. They insist on waiting in line for hours to get the same or inferior product at 3x the price.

Matt insists on goin to that govt run nazi camp to get ripped off buyin that overpriced kush and stand in line all day. What a cunt. Hes got major dispensary fetish. My local dealer joho has all the good shit, i never have to wait and i can get a splooge job with my dank before leaving at the same cost he pays.

Dispensary fetish by ballplayer182 March 7, 2022

Ho Dispensary 

A brothel.

I'm thinkin' of hittin' da club and maybe later payin' a visit to the ole ho dispensary.

Ho Dispensary by vfuzz March 6, 2019

at the dispensary 

Spoken as a phrase, generally as exclamation at full voice volume. It simply signifies that a story being told has likely already been told several times.

Person 1 : "Oh, yeah I forgot to tell you. After work today I bumped into Ron and -"

Person 2 : AT THE DISPENSARY

at the dispensary by gaydefiner April 3, 2017

Milk Dispensers 

A really lame term used by some little children to describe a women's breasts.

Her milk dispensers are huge!!

Milk Dispensers by Moon Project January 31, 2005

Dispenser 

A machine that dispenses stuff (duh). Also known as the Dispense-O-Matic 9000 Provisions Dispenser in Team Fortress 2, it's a machine that has the mystical ability to create ammo out of nowhere and give it to teammates. And it heals. Though minus the ability to make you bulletproof.

Comes in 3 Levels. When fully upgraded, it's a Medic that gives you ammo.

When used effectively, the Dispenser plays a very important role in the game, as it can provide (almost) endless amounts of health and ammo to teammates, therefore it is often being used to establish a camp halfway through the base. However, it is prone to damage from fire, rockets, bombs, arrows, melee weapons, sappers, and (most of the time) BOOLIT.

It also blocks friendly Sentry Guns, so watch out where you're placing it.

"POOTIS SPENCER HEAR!"
— The Heavy

"Need a dispenser here!"
— The Scout

"Phudda dipenza heah!"
— The Pyro

"We need a dispenser riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight here."
— The Engineer

Dispenser by LazFlamme November 1, 2014

Mustard dispenser 

The mustard dispenser is when you stick your Oscar Mayer under her salad bar then you punch her in the money pocket so hard that golden spicy brown drips out onto your meat.

I gave my cunt a Mustard dispenser because she was dumb enough not to buy me condoms.

Mustard dispenser by Shiconia August 26, 2010

dispensa 

Spanglish for.Im sorry,excuse me,and or my bad.

Dispensa,i didnt mean to step on your shoes. Hey Carlos i slept with your wife dispensa ese.

dispensa by MAC KILLMAN, October 12, 2007