Blown Out Asshole

When your deuce hole gets blown apart.
Heater nems: what happened to jojo bombs? She’s laying on the floor facedown with ass in the air?
Tookie: Dawg she got a blown out asshole from all them backdoor entry’s.
by ballplayer182 November 26, 2022
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Mackhard Kunts

People who go to a barber who gives fagboy haircuts. Limp dicked low education tools who think that because they massively overpaid for a shittastic hair appointment all to look like a total douches that somehow they are cool.
Keymonny: Yo nigrums, look at that those koala fags tryna do pullups at the playground. Damn mass monsters!

Hulse puss: Brah, those are some o dem Mackhard Kunts. Total faggots who get those ratty ass cuts from those asshats at that shithole called mackhard.
by ballplayer182 May 06, 2022
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Ass splooger

Noun: one who chooses to shoot loads in asses.

A person who believes that the best place for his cum expulsions is in ass regions and assholes.
Tom blew hiw load in wendys bootie last night, jeez hes really a prolific ass splooger. He shot his juice in sandy and tonya last week too
by ballplayer182 March 09, 2022
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Keefe Bomb

Noun: a type of ejaculation so explosive that it causes shockwaves of eruption so forceful that it shakes the earth and foundation of any building it occurs in.
Kelsey forced me to release a keef bomb by twanging my jewels.

Heater nems went keefe bombing last night at the party.
by ballplayer182 March 23, 2022
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Teep

What a dirty asian massage ho asks for in exchange for performing a sexual act
I geev you good massagw tou geev a good teep?

How much teep suh if i rub you here?
by ballplayer182 April 02, 2022
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cig ass

Noun: a type of person or an individual whose anus smells like cigarettes. One who likes having cigs shoved up their asshole.
Tanya has pungent cig ass you can smell when she takes off her panties.

Renders is a real cig ass.

Jussie loves having cigs shoved up his ass.
by ballplayer182 March 23, 2022
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Road to Vag Cig

Noun: a process by which an individual seeks to achieve gaining access to a vag cig ( a vagina that smells like a cigarette). This process involves deep meditation, laser focus and very hard work. Only the most elite poon hunters can endeavor such a difficult struggle.
Butler nems: Ay nigga, whats heater nems gettin into these days??
Koala Dawggie: Yo Kunt, that mangina boys on a quest for a vag cig. Hes been hittin that road to vag cig like a true nig. Day and night hes out there huntin through all them stanky vags lookin for that true perfect vag cig. He aint gonna stop til he hits that cig stankin pussy.
by ballplayer182 May 07, 2022
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