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Kunt Dawggies

Noun: what you call people who are totally useless lowlifes with no style, no grit and have no chance at completing the road to vag cig. A group of jacknuts that think they are somehow relevant but they are totally worthless wastes of space and should be banned from modern civilized nations.
C Koa: what up cuz… hey u seen them cats roaming around the poop and pee courts the other day in the ville? Are they legit or…

D Per: Uh, Hell no! those are Kunt Dawggies. Total social retards that have nothing to offer but their Mackhard Kunt cuts and pathetically lame personalities. They should be deported into the most remote area of earth so we dont have to smell their vag cig stench ever again.
by ballplayer182 June 5, 2022
mugGet the Kunt Dawggiesmug.

Ass splooger

Noun: one who chooses to shoot loads in asses.

A person who believes that the best place for his cum expulsions is in ass regions and assholes.
Tom blew hiw load in wendys bootie last night, jeez hes really a prolific ass splooger. He shot his juice in sandy and tonya last week too
by ballplayer182 March 8, 2022
mugGet the Ass sploogermug.

Vag cig

A vagina that smells like a cigarette. In some women who smoke regularly the smell of cigarettes emanates not just from their mouths but also from their snatch. When a vagina smells like a cigarette its call a vag cig.

Also some men like to insert their lit or unlit cigarette into their womans baby box. The cigarette then becomes a vag cig. They can then smoke it and it tastes like vagina and cigarette combined together.
Jojo smokes so much she has vag cig.

When i fucked Shania i could still smell her vag cig stench on my dick a day later.

Kelsey let me make a vag cig with her pussy and it tasted good.
by ballplayer182 March 6, 2022
mugGet the Vag cigmug.

Peak cycle

Adjective: the time during a steroid cycle when the user has the highest doses and typically the highest measurable testosterone levels. This is usally when the greatest growth occurs, and also the peak in athletic performance capability.
Render nems: Dude look at that mass monster, he must be at peak cylce look how massive her glutes are.

Hader nems: naw dawg, look at them koala doggies over there, now thats peak cycle. Theyre hitting Koala bombs left and right.
by ballplayer182 March 12, 2022
mugGet the Peak cyclemug.

Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
mugGet the Cougar chumpmug.

Keefe Bomb

Noun: a type of ejaculation so explosive that it causes shockwaves of eruption so forceful that it shakes the earth and foundation of any building it occurs in.
Kelsey forced me to release a keef bomb by twanging my jewels.

Heater nems went keefe bombing last night at the party.
by ballplayer182 March 23, 2022
mugGet the Keefe Bombmug.

Mission Vag Cig

A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.

The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.
Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?

Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.
by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022
mugGet the Mission Vag Cigmug.

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