temporal disorientation 

A state in which an individual has no bearing of time whatsoever. Can be caused by long periods of drinking, heavy drinking, concussions, coma, deep sleeps, or just general obliviousness.

After that 12th tequila shot I came to at my buddy's house in a state of complete temporal disorientation.

I jacked Mike in the head so hard he didn't know what day it was (temporal disorientation).

temporal disorientation by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010

Sexual Disorientation

adj: When one is so horny (or drunk) that everyone, regardless of gender, looks fuckable.

"Wow! Last night, after that fourth shot of tequila, I was trolling around town and suffered a complete case of sexual disorientation! I don't even know who those people were in my bed this morning ... I need a shot! Brutal man!"

Sexual Disorientation by warmbrother October 2, 2014

disorientating 

Word commonly used by Bear Gryls on man vs wild, a word which so is not a realy word.

"without a compass, this place is very disorientating"

disorientating by Chad Mm April 12, 2008

Disorientationalism

The philosophy, belief and practice of becoming disorientated

Dave is an avid solo caver. Dave is a practitioner of Disorientationalism. He has become lost down there since time immemorial.

Disorientationalism by Cringewagon April 13, 2025