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disobedient bitches 

BITCHES WHO WONT DO WHAT ANYOME ELSE TRYS TO TELL THEM TO. BUT THEY ARE STILL BITCHES...
WONT MAKE BOB SANDWICHES!!!!
THEY DO WHATEVER THEY WANT CAUSE THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT FOR A OTHER PEOPLE SAY, UNLESS THEY WANT TO!!!!
BOB: "MAKE ME A SANDWICH JESSICA!
JESSICA: "FUCK YOU! NO!"
BOB:"YOU ARE THE LEADER OF DISOBEDIENT BITCHES!!!"
JESSICA:"I KNOW, BUT YOU'RE STILL NOT GETTING A SANDWICH! LOL!"

Disobedient Computer Syndrome 

A pandemic malady afflicting most anyone who uses hardware, software, and an operating system together. Add a network operating system or proprietary Internet connection software, and you have an acute case on your hands.

Abbreviation: DCS
Ever since I installed SP2, this blasted PC exhibits DCS by lipping off, (see lip off}, at me about the stupidest things instead of doing the task I gave it.

strangling the disobedient meat monster 

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

strangling the disobedient meat monster 

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

civilly disobedient 

-passive or not-violet resistance
-purposely disobeying the law based on moral or political principles
Examples of civilly disobedient: Non-violent political, company, or human/civil rights protests
Another example is Martin Luther King Jr.'s non-violent boycotts to stop the Jim Crow laws
civilly disobedient by ridge34 October 28, 2017

Disobedient Bitch

A bitch who disrespects her males, and mouths off to them, only to find herself in line of punishment.
Male: Go get me a Fillet Mignon, Medium Rare, pepper flaked, with a side of asparagus.

DOB: Ewww, no! If anything you should be serving me! That’s what men do!.

Male: What an disobedient bitch! Send her to the discipline room.

DOB: Sorry master! Don’t discipline me. I’ll be an obedient bitch!

Male: Too late. Discipline her!
Disobedient Bitch by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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