dismount

when someone is mounted on someone/or something and you have to ask them to shut up about it.

friend 1: "doesn't he have the greatest body ever? he's so tan and ripped."

friend 2: DISMOUNT.

by soopercool May 15, 2009

dismount

The final finishing move a male does after mounting ones partner....sticking the landing with arms raised like an olympic gymnast...and waiting for the judges score (typically a room mate or anyone within earshot)

After finishing on the females back from doggystyle sex, he dismounted by doing a back flip off of the bed jumping into the air and landing with both feet together (points deducted for hopping, staggering, hitting the fan, furniture, shoes, or any other object that may cause personal injury)....he waited for the roommate to call out the score from down the hall...a 9.7 was achieved!

by Badger2 October 8, 2010

Dismount

Another word for pulling out

Alright bitch I'm ready for the DISMOUNT!!

by ART July 16, 2003

Dismount

When a person exits his or her mouth of the dip they have been dipping.

Jaymes dismounted so he can make out with his woman.

by Bandito loves Jaymes October 5, 2017

Dismount

Something requested by Correctional Officers when catching prisoners during institutionalized homogenization.

Gentlemen, Dismounts!

by Sique Puppi October 19, 2008

Arabian Dismount

While the female is riding your cock, as you are about to blow your load, she bends over backwards while you thrust your pelvis in the air, she falls off the bed, and you blow your load in to the air effectivly spraying the semen on the walls

she nearly took my dick off last night with that arabian dismount.

by MatteusR December 31, 2008

Dismount Gimp

A Guy who poons you irl, enjoys having sex with your mother and killing your mounts.

"Omfg Dismount Gimp II Just fucked my mother then killed my swampie, it had fucking Val armour on, REEEEEEEEEEEE"

by Dismount Gimp II December 17, 2004