ART's definitions

rice penis

Term referring to a short penis length, especially in south asian ethnic groups. The size of the penis is said to resemble that of a grain of rice. Ownership of a rice rocket may be used to compensate for this lack.

Insecurity about the length of his rice penis led him to put decals and a coffee-can muffler on his Accord.

by Art August 29, 2005

compensator truck

Large pickup trucks ,usually driven by rednecks, typically jacked up with knobby off-road tires despite being too large and heavy to go off-roading with. They may also have an extended cab with a diamond-plate toolbox in the bed, which is perfectly unscratched from not having been used ever. Possibly a pair of cast-aluminum balls hang from the trailer hitch, which may be replaced with a Ford/Chevy/Dodge logo. Common wisdom holds that these trucks are used to make up for what their owners lack in stature, or other parts of the anatomy.

That guy needed a stepstool to climb into his compensator truck.

by Art August 29, 2005

munjen

Racist term used to refer to Chinese people. Means yellow in Tamil.

I hate it when these apu neh neh call us munjens!

by Art April 18, 2005

apu neh neh

Racist term for an Indian man.

Don't go out by yourself , skarly the Apu neh-neh catch you then you know!
(from Talkingcock

by Art April 18, 2005

visual art

A discipline that studies the relationship and interactions between lines, shapes and colors in order to produce aesthetically pleasing objects.

A painter creates visual art.

by art May 15, 2016

laghouse

A computer that runs slower than a 486.

"Damn these chat-ass Holy Cross laptops are such laghouses."

by Art July 22, 2004

holographic universe

University of London physicist David Dr. David Bohm's theory that objective reality does not exist, that despite its apparent solidity the universe is at heart a phantasm, a gigantic and splendidly detailed hologram.

http://earthportals.com/hologram.html

For if the concreteness of the world is but a secondary reality and what is "there" is actually a holographic blur of frequencies, and if the brain is also a hologram and only selects some of the frequencies out of this blur and mathematically transforms them into sensory perceptions, what becomes of objective reality? Put quite simply, it ceases to exist. As the religions of the East have long upheld, the material world is Maya, an illusion, and although we may think we are physical beings moving through a physical world, this too is an illusion.

by Art May 13, 2005