dislexism 

When someone writes something sexist to someone else on the internet, but it is full of spelling errors and the wrong words.

Kathy: Oh wow I like these shoes.

Chad: Thos shus luk lik sumtin a hor wud ware!

Kathy: Wow. That’s a very dislexist thing to say. Idk if I’m more offended by the sexism, or the fact that you managed to spell every word wrong? It’s straight up dislexism!

Chad: Ecsactlie mi plam! Te mor ms. peled te wurdz r, te mor insulin!

Kathy: Lol wut...?

dislexism by The_Angry_Dragon June 20, 2018

DyslexiAM 

The act of setting a clock incorrectly by 12 hours (e.g setting the alarm for 7:00PM instead of 7:00AM)

Jean needed to get up at 6:00AM but accidentally set her alarm for 6:00PM and was late for work again. She tried to explain to her boss that she suffered from DyslexiAM, but she was fired anyways

DyslexiAM by PoorDavid November 19, 2011

dislexicon 

A dictionary of misused Language.

The rapper was stuck for a rhyme so he opened up his Dislexicon.

dislexicon by Neil Owen May 3, 2006

Disneyism 

The practice of buying major companies to build a huge monopoly.

This company is notorious for Disneyism

Disneyism by Doctor WTF April 5, 2019

Popo dislexia 

Popo dislexia is the thing that happens to you when you don’t know how to write.

It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown

+
-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown

+
-popo

Popo dislexia is affecting me now

Popo dislexia by Sksksks hydroflask August 13, 2019

Disneyism 

(1) To quote Disney phrases; phrases spoken from or in reference to any Disney movie(s) or Disney related theme(s).

(2) The act of a person using Disney movie quotes/lyrics in everyday speech by choice for humorous purposes.

(3) An incurable illness stemming from watching countless hours of Disney movies with your child/children... over and over... leaving you with the insatiable or involuntary urge to quote Disney sayings/songs in everyday life against your will.

(4) An unspoken word game, of-sorts, between parents or small Disney movie watching children and Disney fanatics.

Kacie: "Dude, Christina wants to go to the Warped Tour in Cincy, OH"
Bub: "Tell her to take the Jelly Mann... braven the jellies!" (surfer accent)
Bub: "Ha ha ah... did a Disneyism again."

*Reference is made to the movie Little Nemo; the part where Crush, the seaturtle, meets Marlin, Nemo's dad, after he braves a swarm of jellyfish to save Dorie.

Other Examples of an act of Disneyism:

(1) Bob is pissed off at work and tells his co-worker that he is going to break something if he doesn't get his way and then proceeds to intimidate you. Your response to mock him is, "OOOOH Mufasssa!!!" (Ref: The Lion King)

(2) Otis: Cuz, ain't it hunt'en season yet?
Billy-Boy: Yeah... bout time we go hunts some Bambi.

(3) P1: "You little... cretin!" (pronounces it 'krettin')
P2: "First of all, it's 'cretin' (pronounces it 'kreetin') If you're going to insult me, do it properly." (Ref: Monsters, Inc.)

Disneyism by Jelly Mann February 18, 2010

Dislexus 

A luxury car for those who signal left, and turn right.

Dislexus by Wizard November 9, 2001