When someone writes something sexist to someone else on the internet, but it is full of spelling errors and the wrong words.
Kathy: Oh wow I like these shoes.
Chad: Thos shus luk lik sumtin a hor wud ware!
Kathy: Wow. That’s a very dislexist thing to say. Idk if I’m more offended by the sexism, or the fact that you managed to spell every word wrong? It’s straight up dislexism!
Chad: Ecsactlie mi plam! Te mor ms. peled te wurdz r, te mor insulin!
Kathy: Lol wut...?
Chad: Thos shus luk lik sumtin a hor wud ware!
Kathy: Wow. That’s a very dislexist thing to say. Idk if I’m more offended by the sexism, or the fact that you managed to spell every word wrong? It’s straight up dislexism!
Chad: Ecsactlie mi plam! Te mor ms. peled te wurdz r, te mor insulin!
Kathy: Lol wut...?
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Jean needed to get up at 6:00AM but accidentally set her alarm for 6:00PM and was late for work again. She tried to explain to her boss that she suffered from DyslexiAM, but she was fired anyways
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A dictionary of misused Language.
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It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown
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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown
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It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown
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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown
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-popo
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Get the Popo dislexia mug.(1) To quote Disney phrases; phrases spoken from or in reference to any Disney movie(s) or Disney related theme(s).
(2) The act of a person using Disney movie quotes/lyrics in everyday speech by choice for humorous purposes.
(3) An incurable illness stemming from watching countless hours of Disney movies with your child/children... over and over... leaving you with the insatiable or involuntary urge to quote Disney sayings/songs in everyday life against your will.
(4) An unspoken word game, of-sorts, between parents or small Disney movie watching children and Disney fanatics.
(2) The act of a person using Disney movie quotes/lyrics in everyday speech by choice for humorous purposes.
(3) An incurable illness stemming from watching countless hours of Disney movies with your child/children... over and over... leaving you with the insatiable or involuntary urge to quote Disney sayings/songs in everyday life against your will.
(4) An unspoken word game, of-sorts, between parents or small Disney movie watching children and Disney fanatics.
Kacie: "Dude, Christina wants to go to the Warped Tour in Cincy, OH"
Bub: "Tell her to take the Jelly Mann... braven the jellies!" (surfer accent)
Bub: "Ha ha ah... did a Disneyism again."
*Reference is made to the movie Little Nemo; the part where Crush, the seaturtle, meets Marlin, Nemo's dad, after he braves a swarm of jellyfish to save Dorie.
Other Examples of an act of Disneyism:
(1) Bob is pissed off at work and tells his co-worker that he is going to break something if he doesn't get his way and then proceeds to intimidate you. Your response to mock him is, "OOOOH Mufasssa!!!" (Ref: The Lion King)
(2) Otis: Cuz, ain't it hunt'en season yet?
Billy-Boy: Yeah... bout time we go hunts some Bambi.
(3) P1: "You little... cretin!" (pronounces it 'krettin')
P2: "First of all, it's 'cretin' (pronounces it 'kreetin') If you're going to insult me, do it properly." (Ref: Monsters, Inc.)
Bub: "Tell her to take the Jelly Mann... braven the jellies!" (surfer accent)
Bub: "Ha ha ah... did a Disneyism again."
*Reference is made to the movie Little Nemo; the part where Crush, the seaturtle, meets Marlin, Nemo's dad, after he braves a swarm of jellyfish to save Dorie.
Other Examples of an act of Disneyism:
(1) Bob is pissed off at work and tells his co-worker that he is going to break something if he doesn't get his way and then proceeds to intimidate you. Your response to mock him is, "OOOOH Mufasssa!!!" (Ref: The Lion King)
(2) Otis: Cuz, ain't it hunt'en season yet?
Billy-Boy: Yeah... bout time we go hunts some Bambi.
(3) P1: "You little... cretin!" (pronounces it 'krettin')
P2: "First of all, it's 'cretin' (pronounces it 'kreetin') If you're going to insult me, do it properly." (Ref: Monsters, Inc.)
by Jelly Mann February 18, 2010
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