Dislexium 

When he or she is being retarded and doesn't make any sense.

You have dislexium

Dislexium by Lil Uzi Vick November 12, 2018

Dislexium 

One who makes no sense and is retarded

Paul: Can elephants have sex?
Me: You have dislexium, Paul.

Dislexium by Lil Uzi Vick November 12, 2018

DyslexiAM 

The act of setting a clock incorrectly by 12 hours (e.g setting the alarm for 7:00PM instead of 7:00AM)

Jean needed to get up at 6:00AM but accidentally set her alarm for 6:00PM and was late for work again. She tried to explain to her boss that she suffered from DyslexiAM, but she was fired anyways

DyslexiAM by PoorDavid November 19, 2011

Distezium 

Finding a girl at the end of college (2 to 3 weeks left) and realizing you actually like her, in the midst of having to part ways.
Till next year.

Aladdin College Distance Relationships Distezium

Distezium by barker sully April 25, 2010

dislexicon 

A dictionary of misused Language.

The rapper was stuck for a rhyme so he opened up his Dislexicon.

dislexicon by Neil Owen May 3, 2006

Popo dislexia 

Popo dislexia is the thing that happens to you when you don’t know how to write.

It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown

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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown

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-popo

Popo dislexia is affecting me now

Popo dislexia by Sksksks hydroflask August 13, 2019

Dislexus 

A luxury car for those who signal left, and turn right.

Dislexus by Wizard November 9, 2001