Dislexium

When he or she is being retarded and doesn't make any sense.

You have dislexium

by Lil Uzi Vick November 12, 2018

Dislexium

One who makes no sense and is retarded

Paul: Can elephants have sex?
Me: You have dislexium, Paul.

by Lil Uzi Vick November 12, 2018

DyslexiAM

The act of setting a clock incorrectly by 12 hours (e.g setting the alarm for 7:00PM instead of 7:00AM)

Jean needed to get up at 6:00AM but accidentally set her alarm for 6:00PM and was late for work again. She tried to explain to her boss that she suffered from DyslexiAM, but she was fired anyways

by PoorDavid November 19, 2011

Distezium

Finding a girl at the end of college (2 to 3 weeks left) and realizing you actually like her, in the midst of having to part ways.
Till next year.

Aladdin College Distance Relationships Distezium

by barker sully April 25, 2010

dislexicon

A dictionary of misused Language.

The rapper was stuck for a rhyme so he opened up his Dislexicon.

by Neil Owen May 3, 2006

Popo dislexia

Popo dislexia is the thing that happens to you when you don’t know how to write.

It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown

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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown

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-popo

Popo dislexia is affecting me now

by Sksksks hydroflask August 13, 2019

Dislexus

A luxury car for those who signal left, and turn right.

by Wizard November 9, 2001