disinvited
a word made up in a futile attempt at making people feel bad about not being able to go to disneyland... which in reality, is completely false
disinvited by sunkist in cali May 7, 2011
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disinuated by CamEllis October 1, 2019
Disunitedstate
The feeling of being in multiple states and timezones of the US within a short period of time , resulting in discombobulation of the mind and body.
Sarah started the week in NYC , was in Chi town yesterday and is back in silicon valley today , that girl is in a right old disunitedstate
Disunitedstate by twentydollar g string girl March 10, 2011
Disinvite
What happens when people act like a bitch and don't want to watch the National Championship with their friends, and instead they decide to watch it with their parents instead.
"Hey come over here at half time."
"I'm watching the game."
"We're streaming it. Come over here at half time."
"No I'm staying here."
"Why, are you watching it with your parents?"
"Yes."
"Oh, you can't give us a response because they're sitting right next to you aren't they?"
"Yes."
"Well you're a little fucking bitch aren't you?"
"Yes I am."
"Well listen here you little cumguzzling gutter slut, you are officially disinvited."
"I'm watching the game."
"We're streaming it. Come over here at half time."
"No I'm staying here."
"Why, are you watching it with your parents?"
"Yes."
"Oh, you can't give us a response because they're sitting right next to you aren't they?"
"Yes."
"Well you're a little fucking bitch aren't you?"
"Yes I am."
"Well listen here you little cumguzzling gutter slut, you are officially disinvited."
Dissinvited
Dissinvited by krayziekaptions June 2, 2015
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